End of year Ciddies 2009 Revelation Thread

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12-20-2009, 10:29 PM
Jiro

Laddy just loves everything
12-20-2009, 10:30 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

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Originally Posted by Jiro

The Horniest Member Ciddie is awarded to the person we need to keep newbies and jailbait away from. Because really, once they get going, there is no stopping these guys. But one of them outclasses the others. I would have proposed a contest, like jelly wrestling, but apparently voting is better. I don’t know, I think we’re missing out here.

Most of our nominees were too busy to respond to my messages. I bugged them as much as my procrastination would allow, but received only two replies. Here’s what I asked, and then, what they had to say.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

For Christmas 2009, a grand EoFF meet-up is organised. Everybody, strangely, forgets they have family, friends or outside commitments and catches a plane to a party island in the middle of the... let's say Pacific Ocean.

There is plenty of egg nog to go around, and alcohol if you are so inclined. What we didn't tell you is that it's all been spiked with a powder that will make everybody forget the entire event!

You are surrounded by drunk EoFFers. Some of them are even nominated for Easiest member. And if it makes you feel less uncomfortable then I'll slip them an aphrodisiac so you don't feel guilty and they'll be more willing.

So tell me. Which EoFFers would you do? :love:

If you don't want to name names then give me a number! ;)

Our quickest response was from Rye, who as always has something very disturbing to share.

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Originally Posted by Rye

I would do so many in so many way that the Aristocrats would seem like a children's television show. :redface:

Yeah. If you don’t know what the Aristocrats is, look it up. Or not. I would recommend not.
The next reply was from Freya. Well, I’ll let her words speak for themselves.

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Originally Posted by Freya

Wait are you asking for the names of the easiest members? :jokey:

Okay that makes her sound like a predator. Somebody get some law enforcement over here to keep an eye on her.

To find out what happened to our other nominees, I sent a crack team of investigators out. Here are their findings:

Blue Harvest has recently returned to EoFF after a short stint working as a stripper. After his return he realised he missed that pole so much, and went back to doing part-time work at that same strip club. What he does in his free time, well... it has been said he’s been caught lurking out the front of All Girls Schools.

Laddy was seen breeding an army of corgis. My team tailed him and found that he used the corgis as a ploy to capture unsuspecting people and add them to his harem. None of my team was brave enough to break in and see what happens in Laddy’s lair.

Evastio was followed into a day spa. At least we think it was Evastio; how many people are there that are surrounded by a dark cloud covering their faces? Anyway, we found him in there where he was sneaking over to the girls section. Yeah we heard noises. Also there were lots of shouts of pleasure. So yeah, apparently our man of mystery is pretty damn good.

Auragaea called the police on my team, thinking they were stalking him. We tried to explain that we weren’t working for that guy that he had sex with who was stalking him, yeah anyway it didn’t work so three members of my team are now facing harassment cases and possible jail time. I’m sorry Auragaea D:

So while I try to bail my team out, I leave the announcement of the Ciddie to our host.

One last thing. Be careful what you post in the picture thread – these guys are watching.
12-20-2009, 10:30 PM
Raistlin

How the hell did I lose Crankiest? You guys all suck.

Also, rubah deserved Easiest after humping my leg constantly ever since Rye's mistletoe event.
12-20-2009, 10:32 PM
Tavrobel

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

How the hell did I lose Crankiest?

It's pretty smurfing obvious why, actually.
12-20-2009, 10:32 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

And the Ciddie goes to...
Freya

28) Horniest Member

Freya...........12
Blue Harvest.....8
Laddy............8
Rye..............6
Auragaea.........5
Evastio..........5
RSL..............1
12-20-2009, 10:33 PM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

How the hell did I lose Crankiest?

It's pretty smurfing obvious why, actually.

Yes, because the voters suck.
12-20-2009, 10:34 PM
Jiro

holy smurf that was unexpected
12-20-2009, 10:35 PM
Shiny

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

How the hell did I lose Crankiest?

It's pretty smurfing obvious why, actually.

Yes, because the voters suck.

And because he out cranks you.

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Laddy
Nomination Leader: Christmas/Evastio

The Nominees
Christmas
Evastio
Psychotic
Serapy
scrumpleberry
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Laddy
Rye

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪:Christmas
Rantzien: Serapy
qwertysaur:Kawaii Ryûkishi
Breine: Evastio
Jiro: Serapy
Tavrobel: Evastio
Old Manus: scrumpleberry
Shiny: Evastio
Sir Lancealot:Evastio
Psychotic: Evastio
Raistlin:Christmas

Prediction Party Favourite: Evastio (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Christmas (2/11)

12-20-2009, 10:37 PM
scrumpleberry

PRAYING ;o
12-20-2009, 10:38 PM
Jiro

C'mon Serapy you can do it
12-20-2009, 10:39 PM
Goldenboko

If I had made a prediction it'd would've been Evastio.
If I had voted it would've been Laddy.

Just sayin'.
12-20-2009, 10:39 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

By Melissaur

27. Weirdest Member

Now you are bound to get a few weirdos when you join a site that's all about one game series, and I hear that EoFF has it's fair share of weirdos. Now just cause they are weird doesn't me can't love them just as much! Hey, it's the weirdos that make this world go round. So now I introduce the nominees for Weirdest Member.
First up we have the lovely Christmas. I just love her random visitor messages, but that my opinion.
Next up we have Evastio. I'm pretty sure his name says it all.
Now we have Psychotic. And yes he may be a bit crazy, but at least his stories and general persona makes us laugh.
Our next nominee is Serapy. I don't know much about him but judging but his avatar, I bet hes can be pretty weird
We all love Scrumpleberry, but we do have to admit sometimes she gets a bit weird.
Now we have Kawaii Ryûkishi. And I'm sure if we all looked at his "about me" section we'd say hes weird.
Up next I introduce Laddy, and well, he has a picture of a fire hydrant. And to be quite honest, it looks like its glaring at us.
And last up we have the lovely and spunky Rye. She's weird cause according to Rantzien "she has tentacles for toes".
12-20-2009, 10:41 PM
Rye

TENTACLES FOR TOES?

*leaves eoff forever*
12-20-2009, 10:42 PM
Jiro

Tentacle toes xD

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