finish of story of new ff7 ^_^

People are bein' attacked by lots and lots of little fireballs...

but then a tonberry come and starts to poke all of the meteors with its knife.

the meteors get destroyed .

And thus we are back at square 1...

and in the middle of a secluded area of the world known as Nibelhem... A couple meets under the stars, with the young male telling the female about his plans to join AVALANCHE..

I didn't mean that "Square 1"!!!!!

Is the story done now?:confused:

nope

No. I said we were starting back at square 1, so now we have to come up with new material...I'll start...


Cloud was at Junon getting married to Priscilla...

but he got hungry and ate her instead.

That's gruesome...but I like that...

lol! Then Yuffie came in her place, and they got married.

but Cloud refused and Yuffie married a Chocobo instead.

Then the chocobo cheated on her and she ended up marrying Diamond Weapon instead.

but when they got in bed diamond weapon was so big that he crushed yuffie and killed her.