the game makers were color blind
when that big huge giant appeared why didnt the whole party just get out of the airships and become their overworld giant selves so they can kick its mechanical ass
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the game makers were color blind
when that big huge giant appeared why didnt the whole party just get out of the airships and become their overworld giant selves so they can kick its mechanical ass
Cid, as awesome as his beard is, forgot to bring the devices that activate the mechas. Rumours say they're actually Gundams, and Edge's is pink and purple.
Why is Silveira/Mythril Town such a crappy place?
They invested heavily in corn. During the corn scare of '89, their entire stock market crashed. They haven't recovered yet. Poor souls.
What were the four fiends doing in the giant?
Listening to a Cher CD. Thats why they wanted to kill Cecil and co; so that they couldn't tell anyone...
What was Astos doing in the evil anti metal cave?
Trying to prove to his fellow Dark Elves that he was a real manly man. Obviously, that didn't go well after he got his ass kicked because of a pretty boy with a harp.
Why are the guardswomen of Troia dressed like dancers?
There's no mines nearby Trioa that they could use to craft metal armor for their guards.
How come Airships and the Whale are allowed to land on water for a split second while Hovercrafts can't?
The hovercraft is afraid of water.
Why are Leviathan, Bahumut, and Odin all such pushovers, while Asura is wicked strong?
Leviathan, Bahumut, and Odin are acting that way because they try to get away from their fans from the past FFs. And for Bahumut, being apear in the first FF, was the one who ran away and live in the moon.
Why can't the FFIV crew get a Blue mage?
The Red Wings killed them all while they were under the fake King Baron's command.
Why can't Edge throw Cecil's Dark Swords?
He's a pansy. Besides, it wouldn't impress Rydia.
Do all Lunarians look like mops when they get K.O.ed?
Yes. It is a defensive tactic to make the monsters think they are cute and not devour their unconcious bodies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Takara
Why do Cecil and Rosa morph into one sprite when they kiss?
The radiation give off of the second moon causes their bodies to mutate together when they get too close. Thats why, even when two characters are like, holding hands or something, they still stay a foot away from each other. Cecil and Rosa are just stupid. No word on how babies are made. Oo
Why can't Kain be the main character?
Because he's under mind control for a large portion of the game.
How does Dark Elf's whisper turn you into a Pig?
He's whispering naughty things, that's how.
What's the point of giving Lunar Bahamut this name when his counterpart also lives on the Red Moon?
Lunar Bahamut was on the moon already when Bahamut moved there.
In the original translation, the Masamune was referred to as a "blade of black." If so, could Dark Knight Cecil potentially equip it?
What about the Genji Armor?