The Sims 3: Eyeson (Episode 5 ~ in post 450)

EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE MADE PROGRESS TOWARDS FIXING IT NOTHING IS BETTER I HATE THIS GAME :crying:

I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.

On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Laddy

I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.

On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:

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that's oddly specific.

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

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Originally Posted by Laddy

I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.

On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:

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that's oddly specific.

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I have a thing for Scandinavian men with shaved heads :bigsmile:

edit: o_O Not ... skinheads though >_~~~~

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Originally Posted by Laddy

I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.

On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:

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I'll feel bad if it still doesn't work. :/

Though I do have several nice sets of dreads.

I want my Sim to marry a blonde Californian chick whose name rhymes with "FlupQuack" and cannot figure out how to make a video game work. Thx in advance!!!

I'd rather have the thread end here than have it be soiled by a Frenchman. :colbert:

A black Frenchman!

:(

I spent a lot of hours trying to fix this stupid game. Like a lot. But it was pissing me off.

So Genius Lynx bought a legit copy so that I can enjoy my favorite game again and post more pictures! Hooray!

As thanks to Lynx, he will be the active Sim for episode five, only 'cause I had already started playing episode four before all those compatibility issues.

After installing the game and being sure the town was safe, I had to spend another, oh... 20-ish hours digging through my custom content to get rid of corrupt files. For The Sims 2 I had about 16GB of custom content; for this game I have about 700MB 'cause it's so freaking buggy.

I also spruced up the place. I can now do the following things:

1. Adjust the size of any Sims head, neck, shoulders, cans, waist, ba-donk, thighs, and calves. As such, DK has received a makeover. I also look smokin' in a bathing suit.
2. Adjust a lot more stuff on the face. As such, Rye has received a makeover.
3. In accordance with #1 and #2, the sign-up form has been updated.
4. Oh yeah, Proto somehow disappeared so I remade him. He looks mostly the same but with better clothes.
5. I can click any Sim and edit them, check their status, or make them active. This makes playing the game this way much, much easier.
6. I have installed a new story progression engine that is awesome.

While testing the custom content I have left and the new mods there were a lot of pop-ups. While I type up episode four I will share with you...

Eyeson: Episode 3.5
Stuff That Happened While I Pissed Around

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264b.jpg
This... feels right.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264c.jpg
That's right, scrumpleberry is the town bicycle. I shat.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264d.jpg
This is perhaps the most unsurprising thing that has happened in the history of me playing this game ever.
Also, I need to change her name the Abominatrix or something.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264e.jpg
I do not know what this means for our safety or that of our children.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264f.jpg
Aaaaand BoB is the man-ho. Happy Birthday.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264g.jpg
Emo alert!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264h.jpg
Haha, smitten is sick of Lev's :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264i.jpg
Cute.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264j.jpg
Quin and Sir Lancealot are both named "The Queer." What does that say about my imagination that that's the name I accidentally use twice?
But, yes, Lance has his own place now.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264k.jpg
I knew she was contagious.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264l.jpg
That's right, the first lady BoB goes for after officially being declared the town man-ho is I Don't Need a Name's mother.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264m.jpg
Don't go there, Jessweeee.
Ahaha, the game called Proto a peon.

So that is what happened while I was testing, and I'm gonna type out episode four right now. :penciltrick:

Oh my god, what a nice thing to do! That's really lovely of Genius Lynx.

Also Hooray Forever :bigsmile:

Also oblig "hop on boys n girls! :jokey:"

Oh no...so who's my father?!
Does that mean I may have BoB as a stepdad :eek:

:love: Chocolate Thief Locke :love:

My last name is Cakeface? Awesome xD

NO JESSWEE LOOK AT ME I'M DOING STUFF TOO.

*ATTENTION PLZ*