I had the great displeasure of staying with two of these couples during the past few months. Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. The kissing and the cuddling and the cutesy faces were unbearable. It was enough to drive a man to vomit. So with 40% of these couples exhibiting pathetically adorable behaviour, it is an easy assumption that the rest of them are just as bad. And with both Del Murder and Loony BoB having popped the big question in recent history (and gotten a positive response) I'd say I'm correct.
Y'all are smurfing pathetic. Stop it now. I'm sick of this lovey dovey bulltit. And for those of you who think I'm just a bitter old bachelor, cut that out too because it's inaccurate. I have a woman and she would be utterly disgusted at your behaviour too. It is highly likely that she would slap you and tell you to cut it out. Nonsense, the lot of it. What, do you call each other honey and buttercup and stare into each other's eyes before you fall asleep? It's too damn much, I can't handle that kind of crap. You guys are all a bunch of Sensitive New Age Guys (SNAGs) with your ditzy girlfriends/fiancées. I bet you read poetry to each other too, smurf.
As a scholar named
Bennett once said, you soft hearted smurfers "prolly take bugs outside instead of kill them...i bet u cry tearz of joy when u see ponies frolicking by da meddows...u smell like a gay kitten." Take this as a lesson; you lose your street cred when you hug bunnies and act romantic and tit. I oughta crack you across the back every time you hug each other. I'll put shock collars on you so every time you call each other pet names you get electrocuted. Next time you have a surprise muffin party I will personally kick in your door and force feed you vegemite.
So here we are, we a bunch of you scumbags who act cute and love each other so much and it just makes me sick. Go on, get out of here. All of you deserve the goddamn award, I don't even care. You're all beyond help
(SPOILER)I hope that I will continue to be as happy as you guys are :jess: