Would you rather they voted for you and Shoyku?
Would you rather they voted for you and Shoyku?
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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Can't somebody take that off the list? Seriously?
GO KIKIMM!Quote:
Ah, a bunch of first timers. We have Starlight Angel, Del Moomba, Doomsday, Carnage, and Necronopticous. Which one shall take the Best Regular, as well with the others? Well, it looks like we may have a surprise. Proto's Prediction: TasteyPies.
I'm an old face and I was not mentioned. *feels sad* :(
You're not a regular. You're a veteran. ;)
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Originally Posted by Eö Telrúnya
you didn't predict me for anything either! don't you love me anymore? ^_^
uh oh
broke hand
er
so did AG
this should make revelations difficult :(
How'd you break your hand?
Award Guy could have guest presenters, like Cid or Anna Nicole Smith. Wouldn't be an award show without Anna Nicole Smith.
I voted for everyone Agent Proto said. I'm easily influenced and also lazy. And high.
:hat:
Proto's predictions suck. You know, if you wanted to ROCK you'd vote like Psy's predictions :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Borry!
Speaking of the which!
You know the drill!
Ciddies 11-24 today! Makes no sense, does it? Ho ho HOOOOOOO! That's Santa by the way.
11) Nicest Member
Bert
Leeza
Loony BoB
Rye
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
Winged Sorceress
Xander
OK lessee who we got here...Leeza for a start! Has there EVER been a post by Leeza without a :) smiley in it? This reporter doubts it! That Proto fellow predicts she will lose...Leeza, Psy has every confidence in you, you go out there and do him proud! Although also up are Rye and XanXan, and these chicks conspired, yes, CONSPIRED to send me birthday stuff. That's pretty nice. It's very nice. HAIL TO THEM! New nominees include that EVIL Bert, who I will not say anything good about because I think he was mean to me in my mind, Trumpet Thief (This dude isn't nice, he's just insane!) and LoGAN! Logan's birthday was yesterday or so! And she rocks. YOU'RE ALL TOO NICE STOP IT. Psy's prediction: Leeza
12) Evilest Member
Ansem
Baloki
Citizen Bleys
Doomgaze
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Misfit
ShlupQuack
Proto found it amusing that Leeza was up for this one. Dude, Leeza is evil, she is always plotting to kill me. At least, that's what I read in the newspaper. THE newspaper, oh yes. Also we have two robots up for this award, Citizen Bley's C3PO to Kishi's...um...that evil thing from Lost In Space that was all "Crush. Kill. Destroy. Sex0r." Misfit, last time's winner is also up for this...aw heck you know what? I'll predict her as winning just because she sucks. Psy's prediction: Misfit
13) Sexiest Male
Baloki
Bert
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Dr Unne
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
Spuuky
My my, such handsome fellows here, including Bleys and Unne and RSL! Wow, SEXAY! No really, I got this video from ShlupMoo of the three of them doing...sexual...things to each other. They look like Japanese schoolgirls to me, but he insists it's them. Second best $5 I ever spent! But, no-one in the known universe is sexier than Spaceman Spiff, I think I should...oh wait I forgot what I was gonna say about Spiff. Also we have Ron and Harry from Harry Potter: Denmark and Baloki! They both deny they look like them, and they'll kill me for saying this but PSY NO CARE! So now we're left with Psy vs Bert vs PG....Easy: Psy's prediction: RSL.
14) Sexiest Female
Chaos
Ethéré
Fuzakeru
Jojo
Misfit
Rye
ShlupQuack
Winged Sorceress
Ooh, I get to judge shexay laydeez! It's a hard job, but SOMEONE'S gotta do it! Chaos won it last time, so she probably will this time. Random Chaos fact: She's 26 days older than me! Hey, if I won sexiest male and she won sexiest female, we would prove that April 1987 was one sexy month! Also up is Jojo. JOJO. IS. EVIL. I WANT TO THROW STAPLES ONTO HER EARS. Hey, take the same statement and apply it to Misfit too. Also I have to yell the word ShlupQuack now. No reason. I haven't been paid to do this. Nope. SHLUPQUACK! Psy's prediction: Chaos
15) Cutest Male
Baloki
CloudDragon
Joel
Loony BoB
Matty Pie!
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Matty in a pie...mmmmm....Matty pie...WHAT I WASN'T ASLEEP I DON'T LIKE MATTY PIE WHO ARE YOU?! Um...Joel. Yeah...you know what? Joel. Also don't rule out that Brandon, he's our sexiest site staff! (If he still is one...and yes he IS hotter than that JERK Flying Mullet, who I hope falls into a cauldron of...bad...purple...yeah!) Also don't rule that Psyguy out. Who did pr00t predict? Matty Pie? OK I won't predict that guy anyway. I'll predict me. Joel. Brandon. Yeah, I can predict three if I want to! YOU JERKS TRY STOPPING ME! Psy's predicton: Psy, Joel, CloudDragon.
16) Cutest Female
Chaos
Dixie
Giggles
Kami
Rye
Winged Sorceress
Xander
Last time Chaos won this from the previous winner, Rye, by one vote. I think there's only one way to settle this: Baked beans, polar bears, a lepper camp and whips. Who's with me? Hell let's throw ALL the competitors in there! Giggles and Logan will steal each other's votes, methinks, and Kami has fallen down a well and cannot get out* Although don't exclude Dixie...Dixie what the heck is in your avatar? I always wanted to know! Psy's prediction: Rye
*I was told by Loony BoB. If she has not, I suggest you lynch him.
17) Best Custom Rank
Agent Proto
Bert
Czech. Republic
Jebus
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
Oh, look who decided to show his face! Agent "I don't predict Psy for anything!" Proto! And look who he's up against: Psy "Won't get any votes for this category" Chotic! Inttttttteresting. I'd like to say a few words about Czech. Republic. I knew this guy ever since we were firefighters back in Kansas. We came across many difficult challenges, threats to our lives, but we faced them...together. Hell...we didn't just face challenges together...we faced the entire world...and we won. Then he stabbed me in the back and started writing long posts. Wait, what the hell was I talking about? ...ah well, let's talk about Jebus: He is hot. Psy's prediction: QUAAAAAAAACK QUACK QUACK!
18) Best Avatar
Baloki
Bert
Del Murder
Denmark
Dr Unne
Flying Mullet
Leeza
Levian
Loony BoB
RSL
Rye
TasteyPies
Xander
Del Murder, Dr Unne, Loony BoB & RSL all have avatars which I guess have become icons of EoFF. This means everyone who thinks EoFF became awful after 2002 and refuse to mention anything else will have a tough time voting! Hoho! Contemporary (I don't care if I spelled it wrong, I'm a rebel and I'm accountable to none! Not even Bob Saget) avatars that could just win include Leeza's cat, Den's psychaedelic penguin and the "Guy on the Ball" - Tastey "On the ball" Pies. Ultimately though, it's obvious that RSL Day has shifted the balance firmly in RSL's favour. Psy's prediction: RSL.
19) Best Signature
Award Guy
Baloki
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Leeza
Loony BoB
Miriel
Psychotic
Rye
Why bother? Award Guy always wins this one, come back later. Although anyone, and I mean anyone, who doesn't love the sweaty, black man-boobs in my signature is a FREAK OF NATURE! Hi Baloki. Baloki is also up for this, so I guess this means I'm supposed to talk about his chances, but instead I'll just ramble on and on about nothing in particular until it looks like I've actually written a lot about this award and therefore put some thought into predicting it. Psy's prediction: Award Guy
20) Best Artist
*angel tears*
black orb
Dr Unne
Female Ryuichi
Joel
Rye
Sita Atis
Vincent06
Black orb always types >>> at the start of his messages. I think this is code! SECRET CODE! To brainwash us all into voting for him, perhaps! ...D'oh! Although *angel tears* (I think she used to be called *angle tears* which was a waaaaay better name :D) does amazing stuff too. Vincent06...WHAT A GUY! But I don't think he'll win. Instead Dr Unne will win. But you know something? I searched three, yes THREE whole pages of Arts and Writing for a thread made by Unne but there were none, and I would have searched four but then a yeti crashed through my window and demanded tara masalata, so what can you do?
HOWEVER! I know I am supposed to be unbiased, but to that I say: GO TO HELL! I would like you all to please stand, that is right, please STAND for the following artist's work. Joel.
I nominated Joel, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Award Guy was all "OMG U CARNT NOMINAET JOEL!!??!??!" (Actual quote) and I was like "Yes I can! Damn you you filthy soc, I will not tolerate this elitism! Must I smite you again?" "No almighty Psy, I tremor before you for I am nowhere near as not-green as you! Please nominate Joel! Shall I fix it so he wins?" "NAY! YOU FILTHY SCOUNDREL! I know you are in the business of rigging these "Ciddies" but I have every confidence that Joel shall win by himself!" Oh, the fun times we share :cool:
Now, I demand you stand, and play the national anthem of...I dunno...Azerbaijan. BEHOLD THE WONDER OF JOEL HILAND! As I said when Joel posted this in his LJ, I love the shading done to this, it's so post-neo-classical, and it renders the lightness of the viewer's belief unlimited in its paradox of the world and all of its troubles. Well... I didn't say that but I should have done, that's what FANCY art critics do. Basically I DO like it because it's: "You think your way is better than mine? Go to hell!" (One criticism I have however is that the object in his hand looks rather phallic...)
Psy's prediction: Unne, but it is an injustice on Joel.
21) Best Graphic Designer
Baloki
eternalshiva
o_O
Rinoabella
ShlupQuack
Xander
zacks_clone
o_O is awesome! FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE! Not that you should vote him on my say-so!! There's Rinoabella, who made the new EoFF layout to specifically include Aeris' breasts, so I am sure she will get the male vote, however that brilliant eternalshiva made the BAoTW logo, and we bribed her with peanuts and naked Faris_the_guy photos so she'd do a good job! Psy's prediction: Rinoabella
22) Best Writer
Del Murder
eestlinc
KFCruelty
Spatvark
Strider
Trumpet Thief
Last time, this award was won by Award Guy's evil minion, Strider. He is also in league with Agent Proto, as the two of them tried to frame me for spamming a "football" forum. Yeah, FUNNY HOW THE CULPRIT USED STRIDER'S NAME! If you're gonna frame someone, do a better job, mate. Anyway, this will be a Face/Off between Trumpet Thief and Strider. (Trumpet Thief can be Travolta, Strider can have Cage) Strider will gain the votes of the sports community, and of some of the older members, while Trumpet Thief will draw support from the newer crowd, but as everyone gets one vote each, it'll be good! Proto predicted Strider, so I will choose Trumpet Thief. Psy's prediction: Trumpet Thief.
23) Best Poet
Del Murder
eestlinc
Jack
Marick
Rye
Del Murder rhymed me with something like chaotic in that "Del Murder's Eyeson" thread, and I was impressed, as I was wondering how he'd do it. Del I am impressed. Psy calling Del: Impressedness. Jack also does REALLY good work, and he's probably the EoFFer who lives nearest to me! But I don't think he will win. Marick. Hello Marick. I don't think Marick will win either, as he has not established himself yet. My winner is eestlinc, because when I clicked the link in his sig I saw a Fight Club-related thing. Ironically it included the word "Jack". Here's a random eestlinc fact: He has hated me ever since I got him in the "Which EoFFer are you?" quiz and I said "Ew!". I didn't even know who he was at the time, but the little image mentioned Bruckner, which was all I needed to hear... Psy's prediction: eestlinc.
24) Best Poster
Agent Proto
Del Murder
DMKA
Loony BoB
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
The Captain
Winged Sorceress
I love Agent Proto really, y'know. Don't go smashing his head in...too much ;) BUT HE WON'T WIN! I'll pick Del because my hand hurts from typing all this. Psy's prediction: Del Murder
Omg PsyPsy, in the Cutest Female thing you mentioned EVERYONE except me. And I thought you loved me *sob*
He didn't mention me for Cutest Female either and I wanted to be the write-in candidate. :cry:
In other news, XanXan is the hottest chick in the known universe.
Also I think I ragged too much on BoB but I didn't know he'd broken his hand then, otherwise it would have been funny, now it's mean :(
EDIT: And FM, I mentioned you in cutest male so there! :love:
<3 Psy!