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"Computers can't print"
"I heard a dog dammit!"
"So he hit death...with a BIG STICK!"
"My friend just sat through this thing poking me...it was a guy by the way"
"so what if he's horny?"
"it's a really hard to reach place"
hehehenyahaha...Tammy is gonna kill me :D
Nicky... (you forgot: "I can't find my pants")
http://wasu.orcon.net.nz/Jason.gif
o_O; *shrugs*
Tammy/Sakura Yume: "Ahhh. Well I remember being told... 'Don't look around in your pad for the egg girls' xD"
!!
Ah, the good ol' days of Sex Ed.
Ahem, in 45 minutes, these were the quotes that truly stood out during biology class. We are currently studying genetics...
Bimbo: If a father has blue eyes and a mother has brown eyes, how come say, the son has brown eyes and the daughter has brown eyes.
Me: omg... the teacher just covered that... 4 times.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Bimbo: What does heterotype mean?
Teacher: Ummm... you just made up a word...
Bimbo: Does recessive mean dominant?
Teacher: Ahhh... no... it's actually the opposite...
Bimbo: Are you guys all just really brainy or something.
Jewels: *giggles* maybe you're just dumb...
~Looking at a workbook example of punnet squares~
Bimbo: It's disgusting that mice inbreed.
Bimbo asks her friend: I just don't get this eh?
Actually, I said "No, we're just not dumb.Quote:
Originally posted by Sakura Yume
Bimbo: Are you guys all just really brainy or something.
Jewels: *giggles* maybe you're just dumb...
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DanieLoony: Holy crap.
EDIT: and straight after I said that...
DanieLoony: *goes to quotes out of context*
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Brittikun: What makes you think I'm feminine? *flips hair and puts his hands on his hips*
DanieLoony: I know Chicky & Sita do it all the time *_*
kingd0rk: yeah, seth green is ahottie
Funkmaster Spam: *muchly bored*
DanieLoony: Ditto.
Funkmaster Spam: Then let us create a fictional giagantic robot of doom that can rain death and destruction on all of mankind.
DanieLoony: Sweet. I'll get the spatula.
Funkmaster Spam: ... dork. xD
DanieLoony: *nods*
DanieLoony: Spatubot.
Funkmaster Spam: Okay, you get he spatula, I'll get the t1000 nuclear fusion core, the M2 Browning, the seven-hundred and fifty thousand round ammo cache and gauss system.
DanieLoony: Scraping pots around the universe.
Funkmaster Spam: Spatubot of Doom, scraping pots and shooting stuff all around the universe.
DanieLoony: Nah.
DanieLoony: Any bot can shoot stuff. That's boring.
Funkmaster Spam: Spatubot: *wakes up* What a wonderfu -- *sound of minigun firing*
DanieLoony: What our bot needs to be is original, unexpected.
DanieLoony: Like... an egg beater and a piece of wood.
Funkmaster Spam: He can ride on a nuclear dishwasher.
* angel removes dragonblade's genitals .. whatever they are
Dragonblade> genitals?
Dragonblade> what are those?
Heh.
mikztsu2000 (07:59:38 AM): You can do botch.
mikztsu2000 (07:59:40 AM): *both
mikztsu2000 (07:59:48 AM): Nah, you just misunderstood.
ceridwyn23 (07:59:48 AM): *giggles*
mikztsu2000 (07:59:50 AM): No slowness.
ceridwyn23 (08:00:03 AM): *giggles some more*
ceridwyn23 (08:00:06 AM): Botch.
ceridwyn23 (08:00:08 AM): *laughs*
ceridwyn23 (08:00:18 AM): Dear God, that's stupid. *goes to write an entry*
mikztsu2000 (08:00:20 AM): I meant botch
mikztsu2000 (08:00:34 AM): I guess I've used to write bitch too much with you.*__*
I don't know why, but that amused me so much. *is odd*
Incredibly random during chat *doesn't know this person*:
necromancer> hi
SakuraYume> Hi.
necromancer> you seem cute
SakuraYume> Er... thanks?
necromancer> really
necromancer> you seem really really cute}
SakuraYume> That's.. nice...
necromancer> id want to meet you
necromancer> I LOVE YOU
necromancer> BYE
SakuraYume> Bye.
*nods*
*no idea*
Erm...Tammy...That was me...Just Kidding!
kingd0rk: Get off me, Laurens
squall_nl_2000: *gets off*