and they lived Angrily (Though it WAS the tastiest meal they ever had) ever after!! Woohoo!
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and they lived Angrily (Though it WAS the tastiest meal they ever had) ever after!! Woohoo!
Until Cloud got jealous that Vincent get to be the star in DOC, so he stole Vincent's underwear and wore it on his head....
vincent then died laughing then cloud declared himself ruler of the universe.with his sword replaced by celery and his crown a pair of vincents underpants he was somewhat invincible.
Until Barret came along...
and married Cloud. Barret abused Cloud everyday until he commit sucide and Barret became the new ruler of the universe....
zellv2 found a new weapon to kill everyone but it back fired on him and also took cloud with it
but i came in and used my soul reaver sword to reverse the process and destroy the weapon. then i stabbed zellv2 with my sword and reaved his soul. mwahahaha!!!! then i legged and blew up the evidence and to this day i remain unfound.
But, eventually The Angel of Death (AKA ME!) found BotD and touched him and died!
zellv2 soul was trapped so he went into boys bodie and re created the weapon
while all this was happening.. on a distant island a Reno and Rude were sitting back, taking in the atmosphere while planning to take over the world.. ;)
but fourtuneately the one blue angel killed was BotD(boys of the dwarf.) and i was never found by anyone ever again until i cam out from hiding and became the new leader of the turks. i ran into midgar and killed cloud and stormed the shinra building and now the turks rule midgar.
Having noticed my spelling mistake, I killed BftD (Hahaha, I got u now!!!) and then I killed Zellv2 as well. I let Reno and Rude live, cuz they helped me find BftD and Zellv2. (My name is BELLA!!!! Not Blue Angel!!!!!)
Cloud awoke...it was all a dream.
"Man, that was surreal." he said to himself in a daze.
He then got up out of bed, and headed towards his bathroom for a pisss, whilst humming the Imperial March them tune. After he shook off his penis, he washed his hands, open his accessory cupboard, and took out the shaving foam. Applying it to his face in an anti-clockwise motion. He then removed the disposable razor from it's packaging, and proceeded to shave neatly and effectivley. Once finished, he swilled himself off, dried his face in the towel hanging and his right, and exited the bathroom, and went to the kitchen to prepare himself breakfast, where then a knock was heared on the door.
*Knock*
He opened the door, and standing there was...
a very blushing sephiroth! cloud was about to draw his sword when sephiroth said "peace. umm. cloud. errr ya know erm." then the second before cloud cut sephiroths head in half sephiroth said and help out flowers and a ring saying"will you marry me. argh!!!" then sephiroth died by cloud hitting him over then head with his sword.then tifa came in and said"that bastard. trying to steal you eh? you did the right thing." then tifa kissed cloud and nicked sephiroths rings and flowers and said."cloud will you marry me"...
Cloud happily agreed...