Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Power, many have it and everyone wants it. (Superpower that is. smurf power of position, no one cares about that when there are detailed comic books chronicling your secret second life.) Some people go to extremes to get it, like blowing up their own planet and riding the shock wave to a solar system with an energizing yellow sun. That's right, we know what you did Superman and we're pretty disgusted by it. Or how about those Marvel dicks? They all play with radioactive materials like they're cheap dollar store toys, made to be thrown around willy-nilly and not to be handled with care. “With great power comes great responsibility.” Uncle Ben's words are complete gibberish to a comic series made primarily of teenagers with one track minds.
Now, the people of EoFF are power hungry whores, willing to screw or screw over whomever it takes to improve their standing. Just look at the CK competitions, that :bou::bou::bou::bou: gets crazy. Friends become enemies, pointless tasks are doled out, and when it's all over you find out it was all a cruel joke set up by The Man... and I think the Admin's were in on it too.
You're probably all wondering “What do superpowers have to do with Most Powerful?” It has everything to do with Most Powerful! I'm here to show you just how powerful this year's nominees really are...
Del Murder - Sure, Del Murder talks about “Enforcing” this and “Enforcing” that but what he's really doing is overusing a seemingly harmless word to throw you off of the fact that his name has the word “Murder” in it! And “Del” only helps this theory along. He told me it means “of the”. Of the murder? As in a part of the murder!? He's actually the world's best assassin, hiding here until the heat from his last job dies down a bit. I suspect he'll be sore at me for setting his departure from here back a few more years with this, so keep a look out for if I happen to go missing over the next few days.
Evastio - Evastio started his own country a few years back, you won't find it on a map though. It's located in his basement. He's planning a major offense against the internet and has a stockpile of WMD's hidden in a secret compartment behind his mini-fridge. Of course they're makeshift missiles made of empty soda bottles packed with cherry bombs with cardboard fins glued to the sides. So, y'know, nothing too major yet.
fire_of_avalon – foa is awesome! She can literally awesome you to death. You'll have to ask her how she does it, but then you run the risk of it happening to you.
Kawaii Ryukishi - Kishi once turned on a Gamma Ray Creation Station in the hopes of killing his intellectual competition. It didn't really work out the way he planned and he has since gone into hiding. There have been confirmed sightings of a tentacled monster destroying down-town San Francisco, a beast he frequently talked about spawning.
Loony BoB - We're always making jokes about how BoB has all these charts and graphs of “useless” things, but think of it like this: You may have let slip some information that, at the time, may have seemed trivial and unimportant but now could come back to haunt you should someone feel the need to go digging for it, but BoB knows exactly where to find it in his files. Powerful stuff.
Marshall Banana – She has a secret. She actually loves bacon and hates strawberries. It's all a part of an elaborate April Fool's Day joke she's been planning for years. That's a powerful resolve if you ask me.
Psychotic – He's the fun Admin, and if you don't agree you get thrown into the Cage or tortured with set changes and embarrassing custom titles. His one weakness is real life. Outside of the internet he is powerless.
Raistlin – Raistlin powerful? Ahahahahahaha. Hahaha. Ahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Oh wow. Thank you whoever nominated him. I needed that.
ShlupQuack – Like all great superheroines, Shlup has a gravity defying rack. “So what” you might be saying, “That's no superpower” but you forget her age. You'd be lucky if yours didn't need to be tucked into your pants at 84. She's also not afraid to use her... *ahem* “assets” to get ahead. How else do you think she made Admin.
See what I'm saying? Superpowered! This is the stuff comics are made of! Each of these members are most deserving of this award. They all hold sway with the goings on of the boards. If I were to pick the person that I think would win this award I'd say it would have to be- *shot by Del Murder*
