And Now for the Main Course! December 2011 Ciddies Revelations! ALL DONE!

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Instead of saying something about all of these people who will probably leave as soon as they figure out the combination to Shiny's locker and get into the Porn Forum, I'm going to hunt out their best quote on the first page of their most recent posts and make it out of context because you smurfers love to put ME in out of context HOW DOES IT FEEL?

AngelWings8: WHOA! I do have boobs! :eek:
Bubbaforever: My point is that all of these men are in their seventies... so I think it would be very difficult for them to sustain an erection for a prolonged period of time... even with medical help.
Shaibana:Jason Statham fighting 10 man half naked and covered in oil... 'Nouf said!!
shion: Obviously you want people to look at your breast
TrollHunter :I wish I had big luscious melons.

That's right. Newbie post rape. Take it.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Thank god I lost Sexiest Female. I would've destroyed you all.

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You still got my vote woman. So deal. :colbert:

10. Best Newbie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cons-390-1.jpg

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Shaibana...............................3
AngelWings8............................3
TrollHunter............................9

So that leaves Bubbaforever vs shion…

Bubbaforever..........................10
shion.................................17

And the winner is…

shion!
A very good set of newbies this Ciddies. I hope they stick around!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Ciddiebite.gif

As part of your prize, also enjoy this delicious meal of corndogs:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../food/539w.jpg

Hoooray!!!!

I can say I didn't see that one coming.
Congratulations Shion!

BUBBAFOREVER WAS ROBBED. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBED. I mean shion is nice and I like her but BUBBA. AND FOREVER.

D:

I didn't get corndogs....

9. Best Veteran
Nomination leader(s): The Fresh Prince of Mel Air
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The Nominees
Bolivar
Kalilung
Laddy
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air
Vincent, Thunder God

Also, thank you for your earlier compliment, Paul! ilu bb

G0o0o0o0o0 Mel!

Robbed!!

Nah, fair play shion!

I never used to know what corndogs were until Award Qu opened my eyes and changed my life forever. Thank you.

Congratulations shion :) Hard luck to some of the other candidates like bubba and TrollHunter, it was a strong field this time around!

It really was, wasn't it, we've gotten some great newbies this year.

We love newbies and we will NOT let PG sexor you except for one time.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

The Best Veterans still have it bad. They’re not newbies any more. Eyes on Final Fantasy has lost its novelty, its quaint little charm. You’re no longer here to discuss Final Fantasy. That died out years ago.

But you’re not oldbies yet. No. Whenever someone brings up The Golden Years™ and you begin to say something, Raistlin comes along and tells you to smurf off. Pre-2000s or get outta here. You’re bitter, jaded, life is lackluster as you start having to take on responsibilities in meatspace. All you want to do is rekindle that childhood spark, but it’s out of reach.

Basically, you can’t win. Everybody hates you. But we still have a Ciddie for you. We wouldn’t want you to, y’know, feel left out or anything. We don’t hate you so much that we actively want you to die, or would attend your funeral purely to laugh and throw water bombs at your grieving family. We hate you in a kind of “you’re different and inferior so shine my boots” way.

Look on the bright side though. Being the best of the unloved is still better than nothing. You could be blackmage_nuke and win Most Underrated every time and, despite everybody recognising his rating being too damn low, never giving him the rating he deserves (nukie for Best Male or get the smurf out of my internet).

I’ll take my bitter, jaded, ineligible ass out of here and let you have your party. Even if you’re drinking cheap knockoff brand sodas and pretending it’s mixed.

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