She gave up dating other women when Freya turned her down for the 11th time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagga
Why is there always a "Death" spell when it always misses?
She gave up dating other women when Freya turned her down for the 11th time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagga
Why is there always a "Death" spell when it always misses?
>>> Because she has weird fetishes..
How do I break the damage limit in FF9?
Name Zidane 'damage limit' & let a monster break him up?
What's under Vivi's hat?
The real ticket to the Canary play he forgot he had all along.
If white mages and black mages had a war, which side would win? LOL, YOU'RE A RACIST NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY NOW, TRICK QUESTION.
They'd wind up makin' out. Duh.
Why do all the main girls look alike?
Because their hypostases are completely independent of their essences, therefore their subsistences would be completely devoid of how their corporeal forms are manifested within the games.
Is "Final Fantasy" an inappropriate title for children under the age of eightteen?
No, even a 3 year old can play it. (Just keep stamping your foot, Shopkeep. You'll get your customers yet! Soon babies will be drinking coffee and casting explosive spells at their parents! Muwahaha.)
Is it just me or does Tidus have a thing for his mom?
Dont you know? Incest is HUGE over in Japan!
Why dont they release any games in America first? We are a larger market (I think and hope)
Because we are hated globally being jenius yehss Amuricca!
Why do people think Quina's a guy when he's a she?
The same reason people thought that Vaan (FFXII) was a girl at first and not a boy
Why is FuSaYo a class "Lunerian" and not a sage?
Cause someone at Square was drunk when they made his character.
Why does SE have to be racist with their black and white mages?
its not racist, its a matter of unity betweent he forces of GOOD and EVIL!!!
Evil destorys while good creates, duh :P
Why do they use roman numerals in the FF sequence? What ever happened to good ol 1-10!
Because roman numerals are gooder and ol'er
How can people stand on the deck of an airship without being blown off?
Final Fantasy II was suppose to be called Aye-Aye, but because producers didn't get it, they wrote it as II and Square went with it.
EDIT: WHOOPS
Because all those Potions and other items weigh them down.
What if Bahumat was afraid of heights?
He'd abandon his residence on the moon and move to the west side of Chicago, and probably pick up season tickets to the Cubs if he could save up the money.
Why doesn't Squall get plastic surgery to remove the ugly scar on his face?