I couldn't draw if my life depended on it:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
I would love to see these done in a web comic format...
Looks at LunarWeaver :shifty:
Printable View
I couldn't draw if my life depended on it:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
I would love to see these done in a web comic format...
Looks at LunarWeaver :shifty:
She appeared many times, using Edea's body.Quote:
Originally Posted by LunarWeaver
They would all probably remain silent to avoid continuity errors.
Read more carefully. Screentime as in on camera. As in you can see her. You just love causing debates don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by The CrystalShe appeared many times, using Edea's body.Quote:
Originally Posted by LunarWeaver
There are plenty of FF villains with as little screen time as Ultimecia.
Really, they shouldn't be ditching her for her lack of backstory.
Sephiroth: I have to prove that I'm really a man! Ultemacia! You're a woman are you not?
Ultemacia looks down at her nearly exposed cleavage. Looks back at Sephiroth who is still waiting for an answer.
Ultemacia: Last I checked.
Sephiroth: I need to sleep with you to prove to everyone I am a MAN.
Ultemacia stares at him blankly...
Ultemacia: But that would shatter my wonderful illusion of you and Clou..
Sephiroth: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!
E. Palamecian: Kuja? Who does your make-up? It's to die for!
Seymore: Truly. The foundation is so seemless and natural. Not to mention your lushious eyelashes.
Kuja: I do my own make-up. I don't believe in doing anything unless I do it for myself. Besides, you save money that way.
Seymore: Beautiful and practical. Truly rare qualities in a man.
Kuja: I'm not gay.
Seymore: I never said you were, but if you were would you...
Kuja: No.
Zeromous: HATE!
Neo X-Death: DEATH!
Kefka: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Zeromous: HAAATE!!!
Neo X-Death: DEEEAAAAATH!!!
Kefka: MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Zeromous: HHHHAAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!
Neo X-Death: DDDDDDEEEEAAAATTTTTTHHHHHH!!!!
Kefka: MMMMWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: ALRIGHT! WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP NOW!!!! We get it, you hate everything, you only think about death, and you laugh manaically. Please for the love of god! Shut up and let us all drink in peace...
Zeromous: Well you didn't have to be so mean about it.
Neo X-Death: Yeah, we were only having a conversation.
Kefka: Who made you the conversation nazi anyway?
Chaos summons the four fiends.
Chaos: I think it's time we take you down old school style...
Sounds of an epic battle plays in the background.
Seymore: So you wouldn't?
Kuja: No.
Seymore: Not even if I...
Kuja: No. I won't do your makeup. Unless...
Seymore: What?
Kuja: You get rid of that stupid haircut.
Seymore: I can't... It's the source of my power!
Kuja: Really?
Ultemacia: Hey guys. What are you talking about?
E. Palamecia: Hair and make-up. Seymore wants Kuja to do his makeup but Kuja won't unless he cuts his hair...
Ultemacia: I can do it for you.
Seymore: Good heavens no! Your make-up makes you look like a prostitute...
Ultemacia: HOW DARE YOU!!! I put a lot of effort into my looks and to be looked down on by someone with your hair...
Kefka lands in the middle of the group. He laughs maniacally and returns to the battle.
E. Palamecia: At least we all don't look like that...
Everyone: Damn straight...
E. Palamecia: Hey, what happened to Sephiroth?
Ultemacia: I told him to meet me in the janitor's closet so we can do the "dirty deed" and restore his faith in his denial. I turned off the lights and locked the door then left him there to rot.
Sephiroth: (singing) "One is the loneliest number that there ever was..."
Usually when you write something that uses characters that already exist and already have personalities, you want to keep as close to their personalities as humanly possible. Keep that in mind, Kanno. 'cause you aren't doing it right.
Who cares, its funny as hell.
Is this a roleplay thread? CAN I BE JENOVA? :bigsmile:
Wolf Kano :ROFL
Mirage: You are a true artist!
This thread is great :D
Not my picture, Renmiri :p, but I wish it was.
Garland(FFI) after consoling the other Garland into a drunken stupor turns to face the bar and notices a strange glowing object next to him...
Garland: Jebus! What the hell are you?
Yu Yevon: I am Yu Yevon.
Garland: Who what now?
Yu Yevon: YU YEVON!!! The real villian of FFX. I created Sin to fight in a war over a thousand years ago. I kept summoning him everytime he gets destroyed.
Garland: You know, that never made much since to me. If the war ended a thousand years ago... why did you keep creating Sin? Further more, even if you were the undead like the rest, why don't you have a human form?
Yu Yevon: Listen, I summon a whale, I live in a world where people either become monsters or zombies when they die, and I got my ass kicked by a guy who looks like Meg Ryan. I don't need to explain jack to you. Just let me drink in peace...
Garland: Fair enough.
Jenova: Me, I like to devour worlds.
Zemus: Like Lavos?
Jenova: No, I devour the world's lifestream, it's mental and spiritual information.
Zemus: So... you're a "hippie Lavos", cause he basically does the same thing. Just with genetic information.
Jenova: But I'm different...
Zemus: How so?
Jenova: Umm.... well... you see...
The epic battle continues on...
To Be Continued...
Ultmica an Lady Yunalesca would get into a chick fight for showin up in the same outfits
Seymour: Oh Pu-lease sister! As if!!!
Seymour: It took them 4 battles to kill me, you were crushed like a bug! I was the real villain of FFX!