do you have mirrors in your shoes cos i can see myself in your pants :D
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do you have mirrors in your shoes cos i can see myself in your pants :D
"Baby did you fart? Cos you blow me away!!"
"Would you like to touch my penis?"
"Wow, you're my wife's type too.."
YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT GIRL FRIEND
am i rite :tongue:
...Hi.
I love you so much right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
i'll give you a ten second running start
Can you be my math tutor? We’ll go over to my place, add up some drinks, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
I've actually said this, but I wasn't really trying to pick the girl up. It just kinda came up, because the girl was my wife's type. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
I don't think there are any good pick-up lines, but this one is quite funny (by the Black Mage from the 8-Bit Theater):
BM: "Y'see, it's just that you're obviously a very intelligent and beautiful woman and I guess I was trying to impress you."
WM: "Why?"
BM: "Well, um... my friend and I are trying out for that Light Warrior job. I thought that..."
WM: "A white mage would make an excellent addition to the team?"
BM: "Er... yeah!"
WM: "Well, why didn't you say so?"
BM: "I guess I got nervous about approaching a woman of your high calibur."
WM: "A cute little guy like you doesn't have anything to be nervous about. Now let's meet this friend of yours."
BM: ("Wow, that actually worked! Sucker!")
I don't have any set line that works for me I just go out there and be honest. If I think someone is witty, intelligent and beautiful then well I'll let them know and it can often surprise the person because I am just so honest about it. So far being honest has never gotten me slapped.
I'm dying tomorrow.
*walk in without pants, walk out with following of women*
Does this drink taste like rohypnol to you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko