wishing game - ONE POST IN TEN ONLY!1!!!1!

What? Alladin's wife? And now she's as fat as the room? Good luck getting her out!

(SPOILER)Who's got a wrecking ball, eh?

I wish I had the finest legs this side o' the Nile.

Granted. Fine as thread. Don't step or you'll break them.

I wish for more wishes.

Everyone knows that you can't divide anything by 0.

I wish I could have some chocolate right now.

granted but now your fat and nobody likes you. :sad:

I wish for a ps3

granted, but my appears inside your ps3, so it breaks.
I wish to have someone do my homewrok. With 100% correctness. and on time ness. Oh, that person better have more spelling and english skills than me.

Granted. And an anonymous tipster tells your teacher about this person. Enjoy the big fat zero you're getting.

I wish to know what any person is feeling.

Granted; however, knowing the intensity of everyone's feelins simultaneously makes your brain implode. You are dead.

I wish for an otter.

granted, but its a reject from the barney show.

I wish for PIE!!!!!!

Granted. It tastes awful.

I wish I had a nice new hat that looks stylish.

Granted, but it has glue in it and sticks to your head forever.
I wish I never went hungry or thirsty.

Granted, but you'd die next week.

I wish I can fly.

Granted, but king kong smacks you down

I wish I knew which of the 2 girls I should choose from

granted, but the one you choose gets horribly horribly fat.

I wish to know what the heck this is:pinkelephant:

granted, it's you.

I wish I had some tater tots.

You can have them, but I'm pretty sure you can get arrested for that.

I wish I was a punk rocker, with flowers in my hair.