What if I was Old?

I will wear clothes in one colour of the rainbow for each day of the week, and I'll change clothes at exactly midnight. Red clothes on Monday, orange clothes on Tuesday, etc. It's gonna be hell to get indigo underwear, but it'll be worth it.

I will have an average American life when I'm old, at this rate. So far my life is very middle-class America.

Old? No thanks.

The really small 4 foot tall old lady that goes around awkwardly asking people if they can get me some pickles the middle shelf in the supermarket.

I am old so my life will be pretty much what it is now. :)

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Originally Posted by Rye

The really small 4 foot tall old lady that goes around awkwardly asking people if they can get me some pickles the middle shelf in the supermarket.

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Oh, god. I just saw my future flash before my eyes :cry:

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Originally Posted by sockmonkey

I'm going to be a dirty old man.
I' already a dirty young man and it works for me so I'm sticking with it.

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>>> Thats the right answer..

I don't want to grow too old. Anyway, if I do then I'd want to spend it in a small house, in a peaceful place with someone I love.
Nothing is more comfortable than dying in the arms of the one you love. =p

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64!