I fought with a pickle because I keep it gangsta

I vacuumed a ruler because he took my taco.

I burned a red bandana because I keep it gangsta.

Mine makes an eerie amount of sense :sad:

I smoked with my neighbor because thats how I roll.

I danced with a pole because he took my taco.

I cried with a bowl of alphabet cereal because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

I smoked with YOUR TRUE LOVE because I hate baseball. I don't hate baseball!

I drove over a monkey because emo's suck.


Wow.

I ate a noodle because I keep it gangsta.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I smoked with YOUR TRUE LOVE because I hate baseball. I don't hate baseball!

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But you are currently shirtless. :jokey:

I burned a pickle because I said I could.

I am in love with YOUR brother, because emo's suck. Ain't it the truth?

I drove over a monkey because I was drunk. Same reason I made my signature.

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Originally Posted by Rengori

I drove over a monkey because I was drunk. Same reason I made my signature.

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Dude, we have the exact same birthday! :eek:

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

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Originally Posted by Rengori

I drove over a monkey because I was drunk. Same reason I made my signature.

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Dude, we have the exact same birthday! :eek:

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Whoa! That's cool! But you're a year older than me. (Even though it says we have the same year in my profile, long story)

I sang to an asian because he took my taco.

I sang your stupid song PG, give me my taco!