I'm pregnant

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Use the Ladies bathroom.

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Dirty bastard.

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Originally Posted by Lekana

Would you be considered gay if you wanted your now oppisite gender that was previously your gender?

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I would still be bi.
And I'd... be a guy... and HIT ON GIRLS! Cus most girls I know are straight. :(
And I'd have to have sex just to see what it's like for a guy.

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Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Use the Ladies bathroom.

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Dirty bastard.

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To boldly go where no man has gone before!

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Originally Posted by demondude55

What would you do if you woke up and found that you suddenly for no apparent reason became the oppisite gender.

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Local High School football team.

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Originally Posted by Rengori

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I would buy two things:

A vibrator
A door lock

The rest can be easily deduced.

Then I would give it away for free whore myself out.

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Wait, you're not a girl?

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You can't be cereal.

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

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Originally Posted by Rengori

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I would buy two things:

A vibrator
A door lock

The rest can be easily deduced.

Then I would give it away for free whore myself out.

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Wait, you're not a girl?

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You can't be cereal.

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I'm super serial.

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Originally Posted by Rengori

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

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Originally Posted by Rengori

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I would buy two things:

A vibrator
A door lock

The rest can be easily deduced.

Then I would give it away for free whore myself out.

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Wait, you're not a girl?

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You can't be cereal.

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I'm super serial.

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You're doing it wrong.

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

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Originally Posted by Rengori

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

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You can't be cereal.

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I'm super serial.

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You're doing it wrong.

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You're doing it wrong, it's serial!

I'd have more fun humiliating foul women than I do now, because if a woman insults another woman, it doesn't upset them as much as when a man does it. So when I encountered sluts that are parading around thinking their beautiful, an that every man in the universe thinks their sexy, I'd pretend to them I thought they were beautiful, I'd flatter them for awhile, be very nice to them, then tell them what an ugly unattractive bunch of cheap whores they really are. An then I'd laugh at them as they cry off their fake tan. I'd also find some sad desperate women that are good at cooking an cleaning, an make them do my cooking an cleaning for me.

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Originally Posted by Anaisa

I'd have more fun humiliating foul women than I do now, because if a woman insults another woman, it doesn't upset them as much as when a man does it. So when I encountered sluts that are parading around thinking their beautiful, an that every man in the universe thinks their sexy, I'd pretend to them I thought they were beautiful, I'd flatter them for awhile, be very nice to them, then tell them what an ugly unattractive bunch of cheap whores they really are. An then I'd laugh at them as they cry off their fake tan. I'd also find some sad desperate women that are good at cooking an cleaning, an make them do my cooking an cleaning for me.

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The Seal Lady is my hero.

She is a role model for hilarity.

EDIT: surely humanity?

I'd patrol the neighbourhood breaking into people's houses and flykick them in the face if they've forgotten to put the toiletseat down.

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

I would play with my new boobs and vagina for a few days, and then I would grow bored.

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I'd be a slut for a while. until that got boring.
But i'd definately taunt males with my boobs.

I'd be a prostitute and my pimp would be Discord :D

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Originally Posted by Ko Ko

The Seal Lady is my hero.

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:D

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

She is a role model for hilarity.

EDIT: surely humanity?

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I'm both!

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

I would play with my new boobs and vagina for a few days, and then I would grow bored.

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I read that wrong at first, an thought you said: "I would play with my new boobs and vagina for a few days, an then I would grow a beard." :lol: