"Your own... personal... Jesus."

Some wierdo who managed to pursuade a bunch of people that he was the son of god lol

I'm not all that religious, but whenever I think about what Jesus looks like, the first thing that pops into my mind is the one with long hair, a mildly narrow face, blue eyes, and pale white skin. Not so sure if that's what he REALLY looked like, though.

The size of the Sears Tower, flying around and dropping candy on everyone.

Sorry for the mean remark 50calcerberus I was in a bad mood this morning but I still know I shouldnt have posted that.

I beg for forgiveness. *get on knees and begs*

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

From what I understand there used to be things on Phase 2, where Jesus was trying to grow into a man and the Devil was tantalizing him into become evil, but the Church didn't want it in the Bible because it included Jesus playing a few practical jokes :P

I <3 the history channel xD

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Haha. That's pretty classy.
"Hey Jeb, come try out this new chair I just made."
*Tries to get out*
"Haha, I put glue on the seat! You're stuck now!"

But really. I should watch the History Channel.
I didn't know that though GB.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

Morgan Freeman in a white suit.

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Seconded.:love:

Alanis Morissette as Jesus.