Whats your best pick up lines?!?

I have a wide variety of jokes and lines that I really never notice until I say them, so I'll get back to you on this, EoFF.

GOEing my way?
:mog:

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Originally Posted by bipper

GOEing my way?
:mog:

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Honestly, how many minutes did it take for you to think that up? :p

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

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Originally Posted by bipper

GOEing my way?
:mog:

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Honestly, how many minutes did it take for you to think that up? :p

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it was innate!

Too shy for pickup lines.

Here's my best:

Going my way?
owait....

i'm picking you up now.

My favorite line is 'Don't scream and I won't kill you.'

"Ha! Is that your real name, or are you a stripper?"

JK...I dont use pick up lines yet.

"can I borrow your eyeliner?"

and one of the worse ones but makes me laugh everytime I watch the russell brand clip where he does it:

"Look darling just get in the smurfing van"

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Originally Posted by Bash.org

Edofnor: #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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I'm mildly surprised that I haven't seen this one here yet.