What's your most commonly used creative insult?

I usually just maneuver the conversation so that I don't need to call people names to portray them as idiots; they do it themselves.

That being said, I'm rather partial to ho-bag. Heehee!

Usually I try to make jokes that they usually never notice which makes it even more hilarious but if I am out for punches (which does happen) then I impart these words to you:
"I only know two languages: good english and bad english." - Bruce Willis

There is no creativity. If you are a %@#*!& than you are a %@#*!&.

I usually don't insult people in front of their face...but when I drive I combine random curses to create a more powerful one to insult other drivers...usually my windows are up so it doesn't even matter haha ;D

man i mess w/ people so bad in the car. haha lol

i like jerk!

your mom.

"bellend" and "pleb" work for me, always have, always will.

I use d**k head a lot:p or just idiot.

You're like Rengori.

Best. Insult. Ever!

My personal DIRECT favorite insult is "Daffy Bitch."

However, I prefer the indirect ones, such as "Oh, go play in traffic," and "If I throw a stick will you leave?"

My best one would be "You're a pure baw bag" Other than that I'm really innocent. :greenie:

Derogitory female terms applied to men always amuse me.

SNIB it was supost to come out as snob then in my head i thought of bitch and it was combined volia snib was created me and a few of my friends use it.:greenie:

mine would have to be one of the most original one :D sugar tits, bitch titties and of course smurf up:D

I enjoy insulting people with words they've never heard of. It's hilarious when I can call someone a strumpet and get that bewildered look every time. Ironically, it works just as well on males as it does females.

Tardknocker, cocktard, "You're 13".