35. Quintuple-post.
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35. Quintuple-post.
36) Point out that you find that GoBo's old "feigning of outright innumeracy" routine for which he has gained much infamy makes members sexually inactive and slowly sterilises them and that the more he does it the more he's effectively acting as a contraceptive, thus you must choose to ignore it completely as the more you acknowledge it, the closer you get to becoming sterile, and once you become sterile from it the CKs deem you useless and ban you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
*Sigh* If you where smart you'd know I was trying to screw up the numbering on purpose, but you know, smart, thats a funny idea. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ReloadPsi
That's a super lame way to get people banned :p Bad GoBo! Naughty!
37) Come from Wales (and marry a woman who throws her knickers at you; only committing one such offense is negligible but the combination of the two is bannable)
38) Not registering in the first place and therefore by-passing the most basic of criteria to getting banned which is "be a member in the first place." How boring.
37. sexually herass a Cid's knight
Now thats the response I was looking for :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by ReloadPsi36) Point out that you find that GoBo's old "feigning of outright innumeracy" routine for which he has gained much infamy makes members sexually inactive and slowly sterilises them and that the more he does it the more he's effectively acting as a contraceptive, thus you must choose to ignore it completely as the more you acknowledge it, the closer you get to becoming sterile, and once you become sterile from it the CKs deem you useless and ban you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko*Sigh* If you where smart you'd know I was trying to screw up the numbering on purpose, but you know, smart, thats a funny idea. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ReloadPsi
That's a super lame way to get people banned :p Bad GoBo! Naughty!
Sometimes that can make you an RM ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
no reward without the risk :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DolentreanSometimes that can make you an RM ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
Only if you're very good. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by DolentreanSometimes that can make you an RM ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
38. Make a username with the word "devil" in it.
39. Act like a jock from highschool
Actually, that doesn't work.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Edit: Mods,I've been such a good member all this time, if you would only grant this single request! Please ban me from EoFF permanently and forever!
I want to go where VTG has gone! And Devil man! And whoever else... A bunch of people I once knew and, well- I didn't love them, but I certainly read :skull::skull::skull::skull: from their brains.
But my desire, oh ye who have the power of pink (like that power ranger, what's-her-face), is to leave more gracefully! I want to be the first member banned by request! Not for stupidity, spammity, pornography or scientology! I want to have come, made my mark, and then leave in such a manner as that I may never ever return.
At least until what will probably be known as the Second Coming. Of Martyr or whoever.
40. Spam EoEo consistently and unabashedly, yet maintain a tremendous failure to be at all amusing or intelligent (Usually, it isn't boring when a squabble goes bad in eoeo and everybody gets kicked out.)
41. Give in to your heart and tell the person in EoEo how you really feel about his/her relationship/stalker problems.
42. Suggest a ethnic group is "less than human"
43. Hunt wild boar with kiwi fruit.
44. Blow up a small third world country then laugh about it in EoEO.
45. Create a list thread in General Chat.
46. Being Anaisa
47. Posting in this here thread.