Maybe you're bottom heavy...my body shape is pretty even.
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Maybe you're bottom heavy...my body shape is pretty even.
Okay, I didn't think I'd have to explain this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
We men have a thing called a Penis, and females don't.
Women have bobbies, which men don't have.
The penis is located at your lower half, while Boobies are located at the top.
Meaning a mans extra baggage is located at the bottom, while a womens is more towards the top.
That sound better?
Lawl what kind of people do you hang out with? my junk, impressive as it is, couldn't possibly weigh more than a pound or two at the best of times
and boobs, while heavy, don't often get too crazily out of proportion either.
Even a small bit shifted weight can make a difference.
And damn you for trying to discredit my theory.
how about we test your theory later ;)
How are we suppose to test it later?
I guess I could wear a big pair of rubber boobs and walk around.
I think that might help to deterimine the truth.
That would make my valentine's wishes come true.
um, little girls definitely don't have breasts, so your theory = out the window 8) Like I said, life-long persuit.
btw I have pretty good balance. That's why I'm always sitting on chairs offbalanced where I can fall 8)
(I grew up playing on a bluff edge and never fell off, so I must have some sort of balance ;D)
I am so clumsy I am a danger to myself and those around me, I regularly fall down the stairs in my house and have learnt how best to take the last couple of bumps to reduce brusing, at work I'm even worse. I'm also banned from wearing a watch because they end up smashed after about 5 mins of normal wear...
I once slipped and fell on the side of a swimming pool and hit the back of my head. I went from genius to just smart, never did homework after that.
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Originally Posted by NeoCrackerOkay, I didn't think I'd have to explain this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
We men have a thing called a Penis, and females don't.
Women have bobbies, which men don't have.
The penis is located at your lower half, while Boobies are located at the top.
Meaning a mans extra baggage is located at the bottom, while a womens is more towards the top.
That sound better?
ladies and gentlemen the horny college boy :D