Oh, this is easy.
- 1 paper-clip
- 1 magnifying glass
- 1 lock of a mermaid's hair
- 1 roll of duct tape
I start by using the magnifying glass to concentrate heat from the sun and use this to melt the paper-clip. I guess I have to use my hand as a container for the melted metal. I form the melted paper-clip into a small coin-shaped thing. This will be used as my luck amulet for my adventures to come.
At this point, I scoff irritably at the rabbits, deer and other cutesy animals who have gathered to watch me.
Then, I try to bring down a large tree by tackling it, protected by several layers of duct tape. I would then use the fallen tree trunk for sitting on, whilst dreamingly sniffing on my mermaid's hair lock and making grunting noises.
As for the weenies, I've sent them to starving children in Africa. I'm a nice guy like that.
Oh, this is easy.