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"They didn't make Beauty and The Beast for nothing! Make sure that bitch get a HIV test first..."
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My turn
"They didn't make Beauty and The Beast for nothing! Make sure that bitch get a HIV test first..."
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wtf. ttr, yours are all dirty sex advices that make no sense!!!! D:<
those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
^that one i live by.
People who live in glass houses should be careful where they take there showers. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
"Men are not seahorses. So let that bitch carry her own children.."
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"bros before hoes"
"Sticks and Stones may break your bones, but HIV can kill you..."
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Whether your glass is half empty or half full, it's your job to fill it up.
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
And on that note I was talking to a lunch lady the other day, and she said
“If you have to be a bird, you might as well be an eagle.”
Kurt Vonnegut wrote a lot of little sage pieces of advice that I take to heart. There's really too many to count.
Here's a good one From God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater:
My parents taught me since I was very young that to influence people and to do good in other people's lives was what would make your own life meaningful. They also taught me to dream big.Quote:
Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - God damn it, you've got to be kind.
You can't accomplish great things in life if you don't have great big hopes and dreams to start out with.
I also subscribe to the whole "pay it forward" idea. I really do believe that if I am particularly nice to someone, they will in turn be nice to others. And if I take the time to help out somebody, they will remember that and take the time to help someone else. It's the reason why in road rage crazy LA, I let people come into my lane if they're struggling to get in, or I can see that they're trying to get to the exist, and it's why I share my business information with others who are starting out in the photography industry because others have helped ME in the past.
It all basically boils down to being nice, and realizing that you only have one life. And in the words of the fabulous Tim Gunn, you have to MAKE IT WORK.
I'd much rather be a penguin myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolentrean
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm going to smurfing stab you."
"If she ducks every time a man in a purple suit walk into the room, if she run fast in high heels, and if she's name after a alcoholic beverage she shows the basic symptoms of $5 Ho..."
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When in danger or in doubt
Run in circles, scream and shout
"Why the the chicken cross the road? So he can get away from that bitch of a hen!"
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"smurf the future, live for today"
Words I live by.
"You're only as old as you feel."