Inanimate Objects That Hate You

Table corners hate me cause I always accidentally bruise my hips on them.

Stereos HATE me. Last June, I had a few friends over for drinks and my record player broke, something inside the stereo and speakers broke so no noise would be made. Then the next week I borrowed my mum's record player/amp and hooked it up with no problems. Then, when I pressed the power button the amplifier turned on then died right away. The turntable's OK but now there's nothing to plug it into. So I killed 2 stereos in a week! I haven't been able to listen to my records ever since. It's really depressing cause I don't have some of them on MP3 version.

All of it. The entire physical world is grossly insubordinate and I have to threaten or outright violence it into obedience.

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

Money seems to loathe my presence...

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Me too.

I swear wall corners and table legs are out to get me. I keep breaking my toes on them.

Also, the toilet here. It's always clogged when I go to use it.

Underwired bras. :mad2: Eventually the wiring will come out and poke me in the chest painfully. And it's always the right side first for some reason.

I had to buy a replacement for one yesterday; I only had the underwear set for 2 months! :mad:

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Originally Posted by Tallulah

Underwired bras. :mad2: Eventually the wiring will come out and poke me in the chest painfully. And it's always the right side first for some reason.

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OMG YES! Same here, and it's always the right side too for me. I guess it's because my right breast is bigger than my left breast.

Bras hate me, underwired or not. I can never find a pair that fits me. One cup size is too small, and the next one is too big. I guess I'd need custom bras in order for them to fit. Stupid breasts.

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Originally Posted by Tallulah

Underwired bras. :mad2: Eventually the wiring will come out and poke me in the chest painfully. And it's always the right side first for some reason.

I had to buy a replacement for one yesterday; I only had the underwear set for 2 months! :mad:

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Oh my god I HATE THAT!!! It happens to me so often. I normally keep wearing the bra for ages (I have a habit of not buying new bras) and I end up with red marks between my boobs :(

lol @ abrupt end of male posting

Underwires are always alright with me. Maybe I'm just lucky.

Zips hate me. I had another really good one and then I forgot it. May come back to me later.

Edit: OYA. Purses hate me. My moneys and change fall out in the most inconvenient places. ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Shoes have a habit of breaking all on the sides.
Shoe strings rip.
Pants get loose.
Sewing needles for some reason glide through my skin before I register pain.
Gel won't friggin stick ugh
I wanna blame the tables and door knobs but it's my fault. I walk and glide right into one and fall over and die. Blech
Chargers for my phone. They run away, or break and leave me crying on the floor.

Or it could just be a huge coincidence....

Elevators. I've been trapped in them three times so far. >_> Can't stand them, either. But sometimes I have to use them because theres too many stairs. xD

Pants.

I'm pretty sure the physical arrangement of my flat hates me. It's constantly hiding stuff that I need.

Oh wtf, I hate underwire bras too, but I keep buying them. They look better than non wired bras, and are a hell of a lot more common. God they're so uncomfortable though ._. It feels like it's squishing into my chest, in any size.

Door handles. For some reason, my jacket always gets caught on them as I walk past them. It happened just now, but with my shirt instead of my usual jacket.

At work, the cash register dislikes me and loves to not open the cash drawer when it's especially busy, and I'm doing my best to serve dozens of customers.

The MySpace servers. They're just crap.

Definitely headphones.
Every single pair I have, go out in the left ear.