Originally Posted by
PeneloRatsbane
I would have Tifa on Drums, Yuffie on lead guitar and acordian , Vincent on Bass and Vocals, Cloud on key board, Cid on harmonica, Aeris on saxaphone, Nanaki on Triangle, Cid would also be free style danicng and Cait Sith/Reeve would be the manager, Hojo as guest vocalist, he'll being doing a rap.
they'd all have hip trendy band names
Tifa: Spanky Maclevage (siad in a french voice.)
Yuffie: Peppy Prozac Princess Pie
Vincent: Vince, the pouty prince of emoville
Aeris: Funkmistress-A
Cloud: Mrs. Partypants
Nanaki: Ginger growler
Cid: Hot smoking peterson
Hojo: DJ Ho-miester!
and collectively they'd be the "Artists formally known as AVALANCHE"
after Yuffie's suggestion of "The Wutai Clan" was vitoed, much to her and 3 other band members disapointment.
there first single would be called "That B****h be crazy", (Vincents and Hojo's gangsta rap ode to Lucrecia.) which gains popularity in the clubs but doesn't make it big time,
Which followed by their first number 1, the mainstream "Don't call my cell phone till ur legal baby" the heart wrenching country ballad, which would be a duet between Peppy Prozac Princess Pie and Vince, the pouty prince of emoville, which they follow up with the risque "Misunderstood" which documents Sephiroths school days and the christmas novelty hit "Christmas eve orgy"
