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here... recovered from my livejournal back from 2004
Anonymous- The greek philosopher
All of the true things I am about to tell you are all shameless lies
Assuming that either the left wing or the right wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
I don't have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themsleves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.
I'm sorry, but my karma ran over your dogma.
A manager does the thing right. A leader does the right thing.
Last night i realized everything in my room had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate. I told this to my friend- he said "do I know you?"
The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager to show off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next hunting trip. Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell, the dog walked on the surface of the water, retrieved the duck and returned it to his master.
"Notice anything?" the owner asked eagerly.
"Yes," said his friend, "I see that fool dog of yours can't swim."
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
Actually the first fast-food franchise in the Soviet Union was supposed to be Taco Bell, but it was called off when the Soviet Officials heard the Taco Bell slogan: RUN FOR THE BORDER!
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
AMAZING BUT TRUE ...
There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert
The best way to make fire with two sticks is to make sure on of them is a match.
If you perceive that ther are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, than a fifth way will promptly develop.
Sauron is alive in Argentina!
Famous last words:
Don't unplug it, it will take a moment to fix
Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there
What happens if you touch these two wire tog-
We won't need reservations
It's always sunny there this time of year
Don't worry, it's not loaded
They'd never be stupid enough to make him a manager
Do to the other fellow as he would do unto you. But for God’s sake do it first!
Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty!
People need good lies; there are too many bad ones.
There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy…
Then there was the attorney who stepped in a cow pie and thought he was melting
I tried to drown my sorrows, but those suckers learned how to swim.
It’s not an optical illusion it just looks like it.
Great leaders are so rare, so I’m following myself.
Conversation, n: a vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Don’t tell big lies, small lies can be just as effective.
The only good thing to do with good advice is to pass it on, it is never any use to yourself.
If you sit down at a poker game and don’t see a sucker, get up. You’re the sucker.
THE JACKEL
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