Best Game Lines

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Originally Posted by o_O

I can't choose a favourite line from the Monkey Island series (or any other Lucasfilm game). :p

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Oh man, yeah.

I never beat the game, so I can't imagine what I'm missing out on, but the part where Guybrush is in the mansion with the sheriff was hilarious

Going along with that, another Tim Shafer game, Psychonauts.
"Hello, fellow road crew worker. Welcome to the road crew."
"I am a grieving widow. I have flowers, because I am sad."
"With the growing popularity of mobile phones, in ten years my job will be obsolete"
... or basically anything that the agents say in the Milkman level.

Dogen was also awesome because he was so adorable while also being totally insane.
[surrounded by chittering squirrels]
"No... I could never do that! I would never... kill everybody!"
[camera moves away for a second, you hear an explosion, then it goes back and all the squirrels around Dogen have exploded]
"Oh... no... not again! Not again!"

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Originally Posted by Hsu

I never beat the game, so I can't imagine what I'm missing out on, but the part where Guybrush is in the mansion with the sheriff was hilarious

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Dude, I was going to quote the whole sequence of Guybrush stealing the Idol of Many Hands from the governor's mansion! :p

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Originally Posted by Portal

The cake is a lie.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...sd3_nobody.jpg

A true classic.

The frankly retarded 'reasons' the computer gives you for resigning the game in Age of Empires II are great.

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Originally Posted by Age of Empires II

Thou art human, with soul and wit. I am naught but clockwork! No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.
A graceless hillock rose too near mine town center. No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.
My sheep perished when I sought to use them as food. No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.
When I sent my villager to hunt wild boar, it slew him. No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.
Zounds! I accidentally resigned by mistake! No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.

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BG2's Edwin and Minsc are comic gold.

But how about BG's Xan?

"Life...if so hollow..."
"Onward....to futility..."
"Let us save our efforts and lie down and die."

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Originally Posted by Arc_Master_14

"Your right hand comes off?"-Leon Kennedy(RE4) when Salazar tells him he's sending his right hand to dispose of him.

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I was going to quote that. Also:

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Originally Posted by Leon

I know you'd be fine if you landed on your butt.

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I always liked bugging the troops on Warcraft II. You get some fantastic lines Including Alleria's classic: "You never touch the other elves like that." Basically, most of the quotes here.

Ah, yes, that old classic.

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Originally Posted by Orcs

Zug-zug

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Kaim from lost odyssey. when hes talking about killing gongora. I like the if he wont die,ill bury him in so much pain he'll wish he was. we have all the time in the world. It was funnyish