I've now killed 3 pigeons, 1 with my "bare hands" and 2 with 1 stone. Seriously:
1st pigeon kill I was messing around in a park with friends and as my mate scared a flock of pigeons with his football I went for a volley kick but instead of kicking the ball I kicked a pigeon clean out of the air as it took off it made a horrible "smack" as it then hit the ground and there was a lot of damage to it's ribcage...ick :(
2nd and 3rd pigeon kills was quite hillarious really, ever heard the expression "killing 2 birds with 1 stone"? Well it is actually physically possible. I went to scare two pigeons out of the tree where my niece's swing hangs because she was scared of them so I picked up a nice rounded flint thinking, hit the branch and they'll fly away. I throw the stone and as it hits the branch right on target it splits in to two...both now razor sharp flints strike birds in neck simulaneously and both fall down dead, either the luckiest shot in my life or the unluckiest shot in theirs.
What can I say, I'm a pigeon murderer and no my niece hasn't forgiven me the two above the swing because she was scared of them she didn't want to see them die.
