Party thread! Countdown to 2,000,000!

I hope it's me

I'm assuming that you're all going to post a couple of hundred replies while I type this post out and end up on post 2,001,000 or something.

So how will we actually know which one is the 2,000,000th post If everyone posts simultaneously?

The post shall shine with a brilliant light that will blind your eyes, so that you will never know just what it says.

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Originally Posted by Yaridovich

I suggest that 2,000,000th poster gets banned.

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Seconded!

But really though did EoFF do anything when it reached it's 1,000,000th post? Or better yet, does anybody know what that post could have been? I know Loony Bob could probably find this answer, he's made of magic... and candy. Mmm...

Oh, Goldenboko.

This thread is full of sadness.

I mean.. if it was a countdown to sex, I could understand all the exitement.

1,999,576!!

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

This thread is full of sadness.

I mean.. if it was a countdown to sex, I could understand all the exitement.

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The reward for getting post 2,000,000 IS sex. With any EoFFer of your choice.

GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS!!!

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Originally Posted by rubah

1,999,576!!

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:Eek:!! No way!

I didn't realise EoFF had so many posts. I wonder how many posts have [strike]taken a hit due to database fail[/strike] been lost?

Banning the poster would not encourage anyone to post out of fear. Bad idea I believe.

Well this is post number 2,629,390 according to the database, so quite a lot.

How unfortunate :cry:
We'll just have to make up for it with quality posts... :D

Only two and a quarter years too late.