JUST DANCE!

I dance with my ass, like scrumpy. Must be an Italian thing.

I know pieces of dance moves from some songs. Ice Ice Baby, for one.

Also apparently I'm pretty good at that breakdance move wherein you hold your arm out to the side with the forearm hanging limp and then you hit it and it works like a pendulum. You know what I mean there?

I really cannot dance. Even though I'm hardly tall (5ft3) I feel lanky and uncomfortable on the dance floor.

I even won awards for my dancing when I was younger and attending dance classes.

I do some belly dancing Shakira style, badly of course. ^__^