I Didn't Expect That From You

From the intense concern you all undoubtedly have for my life and internet persona on Eyes on Final Fantasy, I expect you think I'm a guy. I'm actually a girl. COMMENCE THE CARE.

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Originally Posted by Evastio

Post things about you that people wouldn't expect from you at all, because of how you act on EoFF.

A lot of people would probably expect my voice to sound all deep and rough (at least that's what I think because of the way I post), though in reality it's deep and dorky (I can't think of any other way to describe it), and a little slurred. I also usually talk in a quiet voice and some people can't hear what I say because of that.

Besides being afraid of eye contact, another reason why I don't face people when I talk to them is so we don't exchange bad breath.

I'm actually barely paranoid about posting my pictures online anymore. My main reason for hiding my pictures now is so I can force all the girls that I do show my pictures to to comment on if they find me attractive looking or not.

Even though I act all bitter and angry on EoFF, I do that to cover up how soft and sensitive I am in real life. It's really bad to the point that I feel guilty over things that I have no control over.

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Originally Posted by Mini Tidus

um ok

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Post of the year

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

From the intense concern you all undoubtedly have for my life and internet persona on Eyes on Final Fantasy, I expect you think I'm a guy. I'm actually a girl. COMMENCE THE CARE.

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Pff, you're a moderator, and since girls can't be moderators. :-*

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Originally Posted by Marshall Banana

I eat more than strawberries and chocolate!

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Yeah, okay. Nice try!

It would be more accurate for somebody who has met me to describe me in comparison to my online self.

I've almost destroyed my pseudo intellectual online self in exchange for a patently idiotic and annoying online persona.

So there's that - I'm not patently idiotic and annoying in real life. I'm like a typical person who knows too many internet / obscure references. I like to dance and to discuss nonsense. I can be lured into a discussion about intelligent things only if you aren't stupid; otherwise the online pg who smacks down ignorance comes alive.

If I've hit on you over IM, I don't expect to hit on you IRL

Everyone expects that I'm a total ladies' man IRL. They're wrong. Any attempt to talk to the opposite sex results in garbled sentences and embarassment.

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Everyone expects that I'm a total ladies' man IRL. They're wrong. Any attempt to talk to the opposite sex results in garbled sentences and embarassment.

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can we meet so I can see this for myself?

I will supply alcohol.

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Everyone expects that I'm a total ladies' man IRL.

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...What.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Everyone expects that I'm a total ladies' man IRL.

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...What.

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owned.

Apparently, I come off as a very short person when I type. In reality I'm taller than most bushes.

We may as well just close down EoFF now because Blue Harvest just won the forum.

You wouldn't expect me to suck.

You would be correct.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

You wouldn't expect me to suck.

You would be correct.

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I dunno, I expect to meet you one day.

I am eloquent and sophisticated. And I can spell genius. =)

I'm not sure how you all see me, but I can tell you that i'm alot more articulate on EoFF than offline. I like to have time to organize my thoughts and plan what I say, which I can actually do on the computer rather than in real life.

But in real life i'm also alot more outgoing and I have a very loud voice! I also dance. Alot. All the time, actually. :bigsmile: