Dear Kentarou is here to help!

Dear Kentarou,

A dire situation has recently come to my attention. It seems most people are oblivious to the threat that plagues this world of ours, and seem to think we no longer live in a fantasy world. Why, just a few weeks ago I was arrested for slaying a fearsome dragon with my +5 sword of bravery! I was fined 500 gold for (and I quote) 'causing criminal damage to a car' I don't even know what a car is! Please Kentarou, raise yourself from the dead and give me advice on how to snap everyone out of the non-fantasy world they live in before they are all eaten by a grue.

Yours worryingly,
BH

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Dear Kenatarou


I feel the urge to seriously wound another person.... All for :bou::bou::bou::bou:s and giggles....

Sorry guys, I'm dead.

Dear Kentarou. Lump on right testicle. What should I do.

My dog is snoring while I'm trying to type. Help me!

Is there a Healer in the house? Quick someone get Rosa, stat. Or any other popular FF white mage will do.

smurf a healer, all we need is a Phoenix Down.


Edit: I asked around and everyone wasted them on Aerith :(

If you want him to come back you have to breed the rainbow chocobo :rolleyes2

Quote:

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

If you want him to come back you have to breed the rainbow chocobo :rolleyes2

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He should know, he's theundeadhero.

Actually, Kentarou now resides in Ganon's Evil Jar, according to the bizarre Zelda cartoon series from the 80s.

Don't trust everything you see on T.V.

I thought You Were Dead!

It is now. :(