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I love these jokes, they always bring on an exhausted-like laugh... like, I'm ACTUALLY in a genuine sense... but it sounds sarcastic.
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One looks at the other and asks, "Do you smell carrots?"
A man runs into a doctors surgery and yells "Teepee wigwam, teepee wigwam!"
"Relax" says the doctor "You're two tents."
A guy goes to his doctor and says "I think Im a guitar" and the doctor says, there's no need to fret.
I think my favourite bad joke of all time was from my friends little sister a long time ago. I think she was only like 4-5 or something. She came up all "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and when we said we did not know and asked her to inform us she screamed "A BRICK!!!" and ran away cackling like a witch. It made no sense and it was awesome
A man walks into a bar, he says "ouch"
also, this
What do you call Bob the Builder during the recession?
Ans: (SPOILER)Bob
Three blondes walk into a building, you'd think one of them would have seen it.Quote:
A man walks into a bar, he says "ouch"
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? (SPOILER)Art.
Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?
(SPOILER)So he could run his fingers through his hair :smug:
Sure these might be a bit too punny and most of them stink (I'm probably a bit too much of a pungent myself) but we have to keep this thread alive :(
Here's a little gem my coworker just shared with me and I couldn't not share it:
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
q: why couldn't the kitten drink its milk?
a :(SPOILER) its head was nailed to the floor