"What Would You Do" Situations

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Stab it in the face repeatedly until it gave up or died.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

pretend to be a tree

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Bears climb trees.

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really? all of my life i have been planning to become a tree in order to escape the coming bear armies. dammit.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Mr. Bojangles was not amused. After being completely embarrassed by your actions, he pulled a small pistol out of his jam jams and pointed it towards your crotch. Congratulations you're now an eunuch!

This is the pistol:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4D7idkuXW2.../s320/pic1.jpg

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Aw snap! That cannon is the same size as my... little finger. :shifty:

ask him where he :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.

A polar bear is approaching you and your dogs. You have only a few seconds to escape before the polar bear gets too close. Your dogs are currently tied to a pole and cannot escape on their own unless you set them free. Think fast! What would you do?

I'm a cat lover. I wish the best of luck to the dogs though

I'd sic the pet monkey on the polar bear.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Stab it in the face repeatedly until it gave up or died.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

pretend to be a tree

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Bears climb trees.

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really? all of my life i have been planning to become a tree in order to escape the coming bear armies. dammit.

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Maybe he'll just :bou::bou::bou::bou: on you.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

A polar bear is approaching you and your dogs. You have only a few seconds to escape before the polar bear gets too close. Your dogs are currently tied to a pole and cannot escape on their own unless you set them free. Think fast! What would you do?

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What kind of dogs?

Siberian Huskies

Leave the dogs, escape myself. I can get more dogs. I can't get more me.

I'd imitate a polar bear of the other polar bear's preferred gender. Then we would cuddle.

I like Huskies but dude I like living too.

Coca-Cola!

You may have escaped selfishly and left your dogs to a potentially hazardous situation, but your dogs are doing fine. As it turns out, polar bears are dog lovers.

http://veryveryfun.com/pics/polar-be...-playing-1.jpg

http://imnotfeelingyou.com/wp-conten...eath-hug-1.jpg

AWW! *rubs the polar bear's tummy and makes baby noises*

I would then attempt to train the polar bear to viciously slay my enemies.