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The vacuum was 179.99 and the spin brush wouldn't spin. I'm taking it back.
This merited a double-post:
YouTube - EoFF Plays X-Com - Prologue
BTW: Those little white boxes will not be in future recordings.
Captain's Log: Jan. 4th 1999
Our soldiers have been recruited and we have ordered supplies. Our radar systems have picked up ONE alien U.F.O. but we were unable to scour the ship since we were still getting our bases operations. The United States looked at us with scorn as we did this, but never-the-less, we have started our campaign. Our bases is located a few hundred miles West of the capital, and we are setting up so that we might start large-scale operations. This group of soldiers may be the most rag-tag bunch of buffoons I've ever seen though. They are terribly worthless. I've never seen someone drop their gun as many times as that Psychotic character. He's going to be the worst for sure.
Soldier's Log
I thought our captain's voice would sound camper
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Originally Posted by Old Manus
And why is that?
Carl Johnson? Goldenboko gets to be god damn CJ? Goldenboko is more of a Big Smoke than CJ. :colbert: Also ha ha ha Voronin is useless? Only BoB and Dan will get why that is hilarious to me.
Good work, DP. But I have to say, you never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips. There's no tenderness like before in your fingertips...
I don't know. I guess you didn't fail this time :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified PauperQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
And why is that?
I can't wait to get to our first battle. Probably won't happen since I am working and have some other stuff to do. Buuut, never fear, we will be ready.
I can't wait either!
I really can't wait to see how many of us turn into mindless zombie drones because of Chrysalids.
Not been getting enough sleep? Boko is definitely a Ryder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Also this is <3
EDIT: Every good crew needs a strong woman. :aimkiss:
Your voice is absolutely lovely, Marick! You should record yourself saying things like, "We need to get you out of those pants!" or the like!
Uh, not that I would want to save such a clip or anything!
Edit: I like my stats; I feel a little dangerous!
I totally forgot VIVI. I will add you in the next video.
Mullet... I apologize.. You were our first casualty. :(
Also, the audio and video tend to get out of sync toward the end... uh... oh well.
Double Post Opportunity abuse!
YouTube - 01.01 EoFF X-COM: In Defense of the Midwest!
YouTube - 01.02 EoFF X-COM: In Defense of the Midwest!
YouTube - 01.03 EoFF X-COM: In Defense of the Midwest!
Captain's Log: January 6th, 1999
These soldiers were sent out on a mission. A small alien UFO landed in rural midwest. The aliens seemed to have been conducting a routine scouting and abduction mission. X-COM operatives left from A.I.S.O.N. HQ to rendezvous with the invaders and route their studies. We lost one of our grenadiers but managed to scoop pieces of him up and put him in the cloning vat. It will take a full month before he is operational and ready to go. He will have lost all his skills, but, he will be able to fight again. It just costs so much money to clone these bastards.
Oh well. I suppose that's how it goes. That Dignified Pauper and Nik0tine were promoted to Sergeants. They will give their squad more morale and leadership opportunities. I better be careful... They might be after my job. I also gave a congratulatory badge of honor to M.I.L.F. for diving right into an enemy UFO and killing more alien scum.
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Please rename the thread title to:
X-Com UFO Defense - In Defense of the Midwest!
I will probably have a new name for the thread at most MAJOR updates. Why can't we edit our own thread titles?
Soldier's log: No cuts for BoB. I wait and sharpen my... bullets.
Quick, quick, start the next mission! :D
Soldiers Log: First I get orders to fire off a volley of shots instead of aiming them does the commander not know that I'm more the single shot kind of guy? Then I get orders to shoot down a wall and make sure the barn is clear. Ok shooting down walls is very satisfying but seriously I just wanna shoot some aliens, when I was in the marines we didn't have this kind of crap HOORAH!
(no offence marrick this is just in character)