Why is Keepa fat?

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Originally Posted by ANGRYWOLF

The topic writer obviously hasn't seen anyone from those islands (samoa) that imo resemble the islands where keepa came from.

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ANGRYWOLF isn't around any more iirc, but he obviously didn't pick up the sarcasm in my post. I find it quite amusing that he thinks I haven't seen any Samoans before :p I know quite a few large islanders, not just from Samoa :p

He has a glandular difficiency.

Keepa is bloody awful though, he gets dropped pretty sharpish after the tournament. You wanna see how fat he gets then:D

You know what's terrible?

He ends up being a CRAPPY goalie, but if you keep him on your team for a very long time, he ends up with 99 shot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

He shouldn't be fat. He is a Blitzballer and he lives on a tropical island where there surely cannot be any bad foods. How can Keepa be fat?

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Since when do tropical islands not have bad foods? Whatever Lulu was cooking took the whole damn day. Had to be a dead body.

Keepa obviously likes to retain his water unlike Tidus, Wakka, and those other guys who piss in the water.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Also I noticed Datto and Keepa are both absent from this shot

http://home.flash.net/~rayearle/Sony...id_Aurochs.jpg

Perhaps the Besaid Aurochs are quite mean towards their fat and pale teammates? :(

Although they love dem gingers amirite?

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Clearly, but then they shouldn't have the ginger there or the Mexican tattoo artist. If you're going to be discriminating, mine as well do it all the way, Aurochs. :greenie:

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Originally Posted by No.78

2. Someone cast Fatga on him and you can't Esuna it.

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fatga. haha. now there's a spell i'd like to see ;)

i agree keepa is bloody crap in the luca blitzball tournament i remember one of the luca goers shooting from just behind the halfway line!!!! and scoreing!!!!

hory shet!