What is the Above Avatar Thinking

I will never tire of my jiggly body. NEVER.

I wish I was over 9000

Now where did I leave that chocobo?

Mmm, that's good ice cream.

Oh look, it must be five o'clock somewhere, time for that margarita.

Keep smiling and hopefully that creep will go away

I'm going to wark you up

If i concentrate hard enough, my hair will cut itself.

I'm totally wearing these socks wrong.

I'm gonna rape Samuel L. Jackson. MHHHHM, hard. :smug:

"Man, I need a haircut."

How am I supposed to know what that monkey is thinking?

My batteries will go dead if that bitch doesn't learn to turn me off when she's done....cleaning me now & again wouldn't go amiss either.

Le's go get drunk

Eyedrops would be nice.