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Two bones on my left palm were fractured, and I once tried to accelerate (free fall) into a tree leg-first. Good times ensued, as you can imagine.
There's scars ALL OVER my arms and legs. Thank God for tans, though they don't really cover anything up :D
I pulled a telephone down on my head when I was a toddler. Back then people used home phones with twirly cords and I yanked on it. The scar on my head looks like the Nike sign.
Other than that... Nothing. I'm far too prince to do anything that would cause an injury. I won't even use any tools. I don't even get on ladders. Hahahaha. Ah, it's good to be a wuss. Everyone does everything for you.
Just remembered a burn on the back of my hand from when I was 1 (mother leaves her baby + there's an iron in the room = bad idea)
There's also a scar on my left thumb for trying to strangle a pet bird when I was 1-2 years old. (and I tried that a LOT)
Wtf, mate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brennan
I don't know, but I remember the pet bird, but I don't remember trying to strangle it (my parents supplied me with that bit of information)Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodWtf, mate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brennan
I've never broken a bone or have any bad scars.
I'm afraid I have something coming to me now. :eek:
I used to do this to a kitten when I was about that age.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrennanI don't know, but I remember the pet bird, but I don't remember trying to strangle it (my parents supplied me with that bit of information)Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodWtf, mate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brennan
What is it with toddlers and strangling things?
Dunno, it was probably fun at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pant Leg Eater from the Bad WorldI used to do this to a kitten when I was about that age.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrennanI don't know, but I remember the pet bird, but I don't remember trying to strangle it (my parents supplied me with that bit of information)Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodWtf, mate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brennan
What is it with toddlers and strangling things?
I have several scars what are actually obvious but no one ever really notices them. In fact theres 10 of them to be exact... As a kid my brother decided to change a lightbulb as soon as it had blown whilst me and my sister were around. He took the hot bulb out and put it on the table and told us "not to touch it's hot" being around 4 at the time I decided I had to know how hot, so I picked it up not by the glass but the extremely hot metal bayonet cap. I burnt my finger tips very badly and to this day I have raised finger tips that are the remanents of the scars. My sister ironically has matching scars, she decided to pick up the bulb after I screamed and dropped it to prove it wasn't hot...no she isn't naturally blonde either. I have another burn scar on my right middle knuckle, I got that in year 4 working on a school project from a hot glue gun. We were building an island for some reason out of plaster bandages and such and we needed a wooden bridge made from matches, me and a girl I had a crush on at the time were assigned to make this from the matches with a hot glue gun without any supervision, she accidentally burnt my knuckle with the hot glue gun...I prided myself on merely commenting "ow :bou::bou::bou::bou:, that hurts!" yes, that is a quote, the girl was really impressed with me for all of a couple of weeks, 1st because I had taken the pain really well and 2nd because I'd sworn in class. I have some minor scarring to my inner right wrist from some cuts I ended up with at some point or another.
I've broken my right ankle and fractured my right kneecap and my right elbow (on seperate occassions) I've also broken most of my toes and fingers. I've also done my nose in several times. I suppose however my biggest scar is the least noticeable one, I got smacked up once in a fight and had my upper jaw shattered.
Well i scar easily my bf wanted me to make food and i said i wouldn't so he TRiED to pick me up off the side of the sofa and dropped me on a a square sharp cabinet ( i feel fat he couldn't even pick me up XD) so i now have a scar just off my spine, there was a pretty big gouge outta my back for a while :lol:
All I'm going to say is, I hate that I have an overactive imagination. Your guys' painful stories have made me nauseous :(
Umm, let's see. I'll start with the most recent and go from there.
Dunno if any of you can recall but I recently managed to slice my finger halfway around with scissors. Besides that, the only one I can really remember at the moment is the one on the opposide of the same finger as the scissors cut, I dropped some hot glue on my finger and I can't recall precisely how i got the scar, but yeah. Hot glue.
Can't see the scissors scar very well, I'll fix it later if i can.
Man, way too many to count if I go into detail. When I was younger me and my brother would get into all sorts of predicaments (And being the younger, I would always be the one to come off worse, of course). I've been electrocuted 3 times, had numerous burns; most noteworthy the one from flipping an omelette (boiling oil is fun!). You'd think I'd learn, but even to this day when I cook I don't blow on food before tasting it straight from the pan. I was constantly getting cuts and bruises as a child, I was always the reckless kid that slide tackled on the tarmac. I've split my head open 6-7 times (Don't run at the swimming pool, kids!). There's lots of scars on my arm but I did them myself so they don't really count. There's a scar on my tongue from when I was pushing my bike along, it hit the curb and bounced up into my chin and made me bite my tongue open. I've been in 3 accidents on my motorbike - first I slammed into a parked car, walked away with a nosebleed and some bruising on my chin. Second time I lowsided going round a corner and slid along the tarmac, got grazed knees and third some one drove into the side of me. Now that one wrenched my ligament so hard it pulled my bone apart, damaged the circulation in my leg and took the skin off my foot, which is still numb to this day (Just the patch of skin, not the whole foot).
I also have a few scars I have no idea where I picked up. There's one faint one in the middle of my forehead (a la Squall) but you can only see it sometimes. And the weirdest one is on my thumb... It's sort of a distortion in the fingerprint, and I have absolutely no clue where I got it I just remember it's always been there. Hell, I don't even know if it's a scar.
Still, I'd do it all again given the chance. Danger is what makes life fun, no?
I have a scar on my left eylid when some stupid kid threw a stone at me, I could have been blinded for crying out loud!
Also, my left thumb is permanantley swollen (at the point which it connects to my palm) and moved slightly out of place because I was joke fighting with a friend and I got kicked in my hand. Initially, the swelling was so bad that it prevented me from using my right hand (but I am semi-ambidextrous so it wasn't too much of a problem, except I cannot write with my left hand). Now the swelling can hardly be noticed but my thumb is still slightly out of position.
And my oldest scar I have is on the side of my left eye. I accidentally cut it when I was playing with a yogurht pot. It was the kind you eat as a kid that come in a pack of four and they are connected. Like this:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...02_400x245.jpg
When you seperate the pots, the edges are VERY sharp. And before you start thinking "Geez, this guy is pretty dumb" I'll let you know that I was 3 (it was honestly so traumitsing that it is my earliest clear memory).
But I am proud to say I have never ever broken a bone! :D