The Perfect Woman

name starts with v or e depending on where you live

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

name starts with v or e depending on where you live

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Veronica right!!

close but somehow also horribly wrong

Maybe she's good at farting on cakes, I don't know.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

That upset me :( Why are they being mean to the sea vagina?

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I know right! Why the smurf would you pour soda on it??

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Originally Posted by Peegee

Asian
a pokemon fanatic
likes anime
video gamer

...lol I can't keep this up. The only woman I could love would be so bizarre she wouldn't exist ;D

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So why don't you just put on some lipstick and marry a mirror already. Jeez.

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I never said anything about makeup. Women tend to suck at wearing make-up or putting on the right amount of perfume.

Oh wait you're trying to make fun of me. You're just jealous I'm Canadian