I'm Done with this Place and Need to Move

Devon :D

TREEEEEES AND CRAPPY POLICEMENNNN

EDIT: I have no idea if i just answred the question and have established I don't care :D a little...

BBC News - Police attacked at Orange march protest in Belfast

We continued the madness today. funfunfun.

I've decided I may go to America and become an illegal. I will act like all Irish illegals and work in a bar.


*packs*

go to boston

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Come to Wales where instead of AK47s and car bombs we have unemployment, no jobs, and abuse of welfare!

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Yep. And I'm all three of those things, I love it here in Wales. Join me Cuch, we can be pals all day and sit out the back, play chess, drink beer and watch football all day everyday! Waaaaalllless!

I have a plan. Most of you nerds are intelligent and therefore likely to get exams and :bou::bou::bou::bou: and do enough to start your own companies. Once you wee :bou::bou::bou::bou:s do that. GET ME A GREEN CARD. I'll work for buttons if I can be guaranteed ass & booze & football.

Let's see. I am hard working, I am a decent smurfer and I'm an aquarius apparently.

The US has so many entirely diverse places to choose from. California is full of pansies, though. But as long as you're content with punching snobs and hippies in the face everyday, along with dealing with the constant threat of Shlup tipping the continent over, it does meet your criteria at least as well as anywhere else in the world.

I still think a more central area would be best for you.

And Memphis doesn't get much rain! :O

If you want to live in a :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty area, move to anywhere bordered on four sides by a country or another state.

If you want to live somewhere awesome, move to a state with a connection to the ocean. Unless it has Carolina somewhere in the name, then it applies to the first rule of living in the US.

I live near and work in Beer City, USA.

Obviously you should move there.

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Originally Posted by Zell's Fists of Fury

Yeah come to the United States and frolic in our oil-stained beaches.

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California beaches are still lovely.

And, dude, Cuch... the accent alone will get you tail out here. I haven't used my heater or air conditioner in at least six months.

We got no jobs though.

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I have a job.

But yes, our beaches smurfing rule.

Come to Spokane. The most aggressive thing we've seen recently was a pack of unsupervised angry mental patients running around causing mayhem at last years County Fair. It was pretty funny until one of them kicked over the Kettle Corn cauldron, then the real panicking began.

Do not go to Upstate or Western New York. You will assassinate our politicians. And get stranded in a blizzard without electricity. These two things will happen at different times, of course.

Don't come to Toledo, Ohio. The heat is pretty unbearable at times.

I'm sad that you didn't want to stay with me in Karachi.....

We would have gotten along!

Aside from Netherlands, Australia is the clear winner, but it's awesome because there's no people here, so I'm afraid I can't condone you moving here.