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Shlup: I saw the "pink ping-pong ball" story (and variations of other colors of ping-pong balls) a couple of times in various reddit threads. I never cared for it. The ending is literal and intentionally a let-down, which is certainly anti-joke material, but it's just not as ridiculous as the "punch lines" to the orange head or talking horses story.
I thought it was hilarious.
That, sir, is a joke!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man
Also lolol.
See I laughed at that. WesLEE should learn something about humor.
I am so going to hell for laughing at that.Quote:
Hellen Keller went to town,
a-ridin' on a pony
Stuck a feather in her hat
And called it mmuhhhh
There will be a line, I'm sure. That was one of three that made me actually laugh out loud.
This thread is awesome. :]
I almost regret reading those long stories 'quack and raist posted though. xD Geez, what a waste of time.
and are you aware that some of the jokes in that post of yours is listed 4 times, Christmas? :p many good jokes in there though.
The long anti-jokes are the best ones! Unless it's the dumb ping-pong ball story.
And I'm pretty sure Christmas just copy/pasted a couple of lists from the first few results of an "anti-jokes" Google search.
Reading a joke 4 times in between another joke make it funnier! :bigsmile:
>>> huh? Anti jokes are just bad jokes right?..:luca:
If by "bad" you mean "brilliant," then I agree.
How do you make a plumber cry?
(SPOILER)Kill his family.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag?
(SPOILER)One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion.
One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?"
She responded, (SPOILER)"You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
(SPOILER)Because he was hit by a bus.
A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, Not a cow.”
The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, You’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”
yeah I don't like anti-jokes. I like jokes. I liked NCG's.
You are just not enlightened enough to appreciate anti-jokes. But you are right that NCG's is a joke, not an anti-joke. My last dead baby one is borderline, but it amused me and I found it in a list of anti-jokes, so I posted it.
Ha... I like NCG's joke too.
But I still hate the Orange Head and the horse one. :argh:
two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff