Perverts!

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Originally Posted by Shiny

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Roses are red
My balls are blue
Can I please put them in
Not one, but two

Love, Shiny

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Beautiful. :cry:

I agree with what most of you have said. Dirty humour with friends and people I know are fine and I find it funny, but when someone who I don't really know does it, it can get quite weird and uncomfortable.

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

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Wait a second.

Green and cream don't rhyme. :mad2:

NCG ain't no poet, god dammit.

And the second stanza really is begging for another syllable.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in my van

:3

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Originally Posted by Chris

I think it's easiest for a lot of people to connect with others by adding some kind of sexual references in their post. I'm not that kind of a creative personality.

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Well how about I'll teach you something 'creative' then....:smug:

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Originally Posted by Clo

Wait a second.

Green and cream don't rhyme. :mad2:

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You know it got you worked up, Clo.

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

And the second stanza really is begging for another syllable.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in my van

:3

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:lol:

g4esd4t4

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

And the second stanza really is begging for another syllable.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife some candy
Get in my van

:3

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No one's gonna get in the van if you show them a knife. Candy's where it's at. I'm giving you tactics here.

Thanks. Perhaps we could discuss these tactics some more

...in my van.

Okay, but only if you have a couch and a TV back there. And a well-stocked mini-fridge. :mad2:

Pffft, you're way too much trouble. Precious and I are going to go find an easily trusting, low maintenance kidnapee.

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Originally Posted by Clo

Okay, but only if you have a couch and a TV back there. And a well-stocked mini-fridge. :mad2:

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I have that. I have Jack.