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my old cat George was the BEST cat in the world. He's snuggle up to me at night on my legs and when I'd wake up he'd be all like on his back with his legs sticking up in the air!
And when I used to have dinner he'd slowly crept towards the plate looking straight at you! He thought moving slowly made him invisible <3
He ran away though because he didn't like my new housemates kitten ; ;
Me and my boyfriend are thinking about getting a ferret (if our landlord lets us :D)
I currently don't have any pets but I used to have a bunny. He was such a funny little guy, liked attention and liked people to play with him or take him out to play. He liked to have his head massaged because it put him to sleep. If you pass by him and don't give him any attention, he'll get upset and turn his tail to you for the rest of the day. He also got incredibly "cute" when he sensed that there was food nearby.
My Phoebe is the cheekiest little girl ever, she's the wild child of the family. Sometimes she'll stay out all night and we're all really sad and miss her, and sometimes she'll choose to sleep right in the centre of your bed and it makes sleeping for you really difficult as you don't want to disturb her. But that's just Phoebz. We talk to her like a little baby and she's spoilt rotten. There's no way I can describe how we talk to her, but her name is "A-Faba-kins", which is like Phoebe-kins said in a really baby-ish way. We talk to her, and ask what she's doing when she comes into the room and we meow back to her when she meows to us. If we make a sandwich, even if she's asleep, as soon as she hears the fridge she's rubbing herself against your legs and looks at you saying "Where's my chicken, bitch?". She loves to sleep on the chairs she's not allowed to, covering them in cat hairs. If she was asleep in my room and I vacated the computer chair, I'd come back to find her sleeping on my chair and looking at me with half-opened eyes. Phoebe is the the queen of the house, much to my Dad's annoyance, he says she's "just a cat". :colbert:
I haven't seen her for an hour and I miss her already. :(
OH and she's also a murderer. Her other nickname is "killer". She's got cuts on her nose and ears from fighting, and i think birds and mice now know not to come anywhere near our garden. The amount of animals she's brought as gives is shocking. We got a half eaten wood pigeon once, and what we believe was a hedgehog, and many entrails of mice.
Snickers is a b**tchy cat. She's used to being queen. She whines a lot, wanting attention, but if you give it to her she becomes incredibly aloof and tries to bail. She randomly just bites. It's always playful, but she likes to play rough. She likes to get tossed around and chased. She likes it when you roll her over and slap at her face. She pretends to not, but the fact that her claws grabbing and teeth biting never even really cause discomfort to the skin make it clear she's just in the mood for some rough play.
She likes to be patted. By patted, I mean beaten. There is no faster way to get her to purr contentedly with her eyes rolled back than to take your flat palm at hit her like you're trying to dislodge something from a chocking victim. She likes it fast and hard. If you stop she'll immediately open her eyes and look at you very upset until you start beating her again.
She has the single-minded goal of getting outside above all other things. We don't really let her outside. We try letting her out just in the backyard, but she tends to escape. Problem is, she's stupid and doesn't know how to deal with outside. She'd quickly get mauled or run over because she's just a very dumb cat. I don't know why, but I still like her. For all of her meanness and aloofness, she can be incredibly adorable.
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my cat smirk enjoys sitting on my homework when i'm right in the middle of doing it.
my mom's cat rosco may LOOK innocent, but in fact is a cunning little devil. he's way too smart for a cat. he taught himself how to use the people toilet. it was funny cause for a while there my mom was blaming my sister for not flushing the toilet until she walked in on him doing his business.
he'll actually race into the bathroom right before somebody else is about to go in so he can use the facilities first.
This made me smile. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by iced_saltine
My pet is a dog, it gets on like a dog...seriously WTF Huxtable? Are you sure you have 2 working testicle swinging beneath your clitorus?