^ < v game!!!

^ is correct
< got to level 30 in wow then got bored...
v thinks wow is also silly :p

^ not entirely correct, 'cause I've never played it so I can't say
< misses someone so much right now
v needs to give me a hug

^ is a temporary lesbian (maybe) (possibly) (definitely)
< has an itchy arm
V should post a picture of themselves wearing a poncho

^ wishes I was a temporary lesbian (maybe) (possibly) (definitely)
< needs more sleep
v should give me a hug instead

^ is really sweet
< needs a boyfriend.
v needs to be my boyfriend

^ Is going to be alone
< Got his ass kicked by a ghost at the very last second
V Will beat up the ghost for me.

^ Likes tacos
< Ate a ghostly taco. SUPER EFFECTIVE
v Is rather jealous of my awesomeness. :smug:

^ Creepy
< Creepier
V Creepiest

^ :jokey:
< Has the day off :jess:
v Wishes they had Monday off ^_^

^ is envied by all
< has half of monday off, if that counts
V is confused

^ Has a beautiful sig and avatar!

< Is having such a lazy day!

V Should give me their camera!

^ Sure thing, it's old and crappy as heck anyway
< Would kill to go to a spa atm
v Needs to buy me a grand piano

^ Needs to teach me how to play her grand piano that I bought
< Wants to learn how to play piano
v Wants to be my friend!

^ Obviously isn't satisfied with his current friends :colbert:
< Having a good day
v Could really go for a massage right now.

^Should give me a massage!

< Doesn't really want a massage!

V Might want a massage!