It's a bargain!

I am going to go on a rant.

Yesterday I served a Coupon Queen who FLIPPED THE smurf OUT because she misplaced a coupon in her giant folder. And by flipped the smurf out what I mean is she looked at me with the panic-stricken sneer and said "I HAVE LOST A COUPON," picked up all her belongings and said "You'll have to hold my things, I must find this coupon. I must find it."

Afterwards her coupons weren't doubling because they didn't meet the specific requirements of the doubling deal and she, again, flips the smurf out. "Ma'am I can read, it's UP TO $2.00. We double coupons UP TO $2.00. We don't double coupons for $2.50." Eventually we just gave it to her because she just kept getting more and more upset. She ended up paying $2.67 for like 40 bucks worth of stuff and kept asking me if I thought she was a good shopper because she was able to do that, don't you think I planned well, didn't I do a good job.

I am a fan of a legitimate bargain as much as anybody but don't push what you're not owed, freaking coupon queens!

Ha ha ha ha ha, that's fantastic. The best part is the begging for validation at the end. "ARE YOU PROUD OF ME MOMMY ARE YOU PROUD"

I get 10% off of anything that's not grocery, baby, or pharmacy items, even if it's on sale or clearance at my place of employment.

SO if something's on clearance for 50% off, I can get an additional 10% off leaving me to pay only 40% of the original sale price :3