Sheesh alright megan keep your panties on. And not on your head. Remember that photo? That was a good/bad day! Christ how long ago was that anyway? MEMORY LANE.
here we go anyway, hilarious explanations abound.
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1. Best Member
Guardian XIII
I love the nominations for this. It's two perfect little cherubs in Eric and Rantzien, then a whole bunch of total smurfing assholes like Bunny, Raistlin, Shlup and of course myself. Team Jerk is going to get creamed, sadly.
2. Best Male
Guardian XIII
People who vote the same person for Best Member and Best Male are stupid. I'm just saying it right here right now. You're stupid. Eat balls. Eat balls and also worms.
3. Best Female
ShlupQuack
I'm just going to play this one safely. I am uninspired. Fujiko could be a bit of a dark horse though.
4. Best Admin
Rantzien
I would like to protest that this award is not "Who is the best at being an admin?", much like Best Male is not "Who is the best at being male?". It's, "Which admin kicks the most ass?" and frankly every admin that is not me is actually terrible at everything and I hope they contract some sort of disfiguring fungus. Not that this has anything to do with my prediction, I just wanted to rant and feel bitter.
5. Best Cid's Knight
Jessweeee♪
Her or Rye I guess. I wish I was a CK again I'd totally walk this Ciddie against those two upstart nubs. I think I need to get demoted.
6. Best Site Staff
Baloki
The Site Staff do no work is now funny because it's true, and not because it's ironic! Take that, orange-titled peons! Oh Tavrobel, all is forgiven.
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Raistlin
I have noticed a disturbing trend whereby people are actually starting to like this guy.
8. Best Veteran
Guardian XIII
If I pick the forum's most popular member to win everything nothing possibly could go wrong there, right?
9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII
HOW IS HE ELIGIBLE FOR BOTH THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
10. Best Newbie
Clo
Half of the forums have a fond desire to impregnate this poor unfortunate girl.
11. Nicest Member
Rantzien
christ I can't help but look at every single Ciddie and think "Is this going to be Rantzien's or Guardian XIII's?"
12. Evilest Member
Bunny
A snarky remark here and there is all it takes to make you lot think someone is the second coming of Hitler.
13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package
Another brilliant body part nomination brought to you by me. Aren't I great? :aimsun: But of course, my glory is nothing, NOTHING, compared to the shining beacon of hope that is pr00t's junk.
14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Miss_Lulu
I feel like taking a chance with this one.
15. Best Custom Rank
Jiro
I think I nominated and voted for Jiro and I don't even remember what the hell it is.
16. Best Avatar
Del Murder
A timeless classic....THAT SUCKS! christ, Ciddie #16 and I'm already running out of witty put downs about the nominees. This isn't going to end well.
17. Best Signature
Rantzien
It's a cool piece of FFIX artwork.
18. Best Artist
black orb
I remember when Unne used to smash black orb at this Ciddie every year.
19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII
GO AWAY ERIC GOD DAMN IT.
20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF
He seems to get a billion reps every single second. So clearly he is going to hammer the competition for this Ciddie.
21. Best Spammer
Peegee
the man has an unfortunate disease whereby he cannot stop making awful threads. I pity him. And loathe him.
22. Best Chatter
Fujiko
I don't know nothin' 'bout no chat.
23. Best Visitor Messager
Fujiko
Let's keep the good times a-rollin'.
24. Best Blogger
Yeargdribble
He's the only person that still uses blogs.
25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest
It was a darned good time for participants and viewers and I wish we could do it every day.
26. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2936490
I don't even remember what the first one is. The second one is awesome but not going to win because you're all failures at life who can't appreciate art, and the third one... I... wha.... I love it. I want to marry it.
27. Funniest Member
Bunny
I just didn't want to pick Rantzien or Eric again. One of them will probably win it, but I think I'm only perpetuating the cycle here.
28. Weirdest Member
Iceglow
Works for HMV, you know.
29. Best Returning Member
Roto13
Him or Alive-Man. And as Roto is the most active and in your face now that the Ciddies are here, naturally the award will go to him.
30. Most Powerful Member
fire_of_avalon
She has a lot of strength in those biceps, lemme tell ya.
31. Most Informative Member
I'm my own MILF
I don't know. I don't get this Ciddie.
32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien
I don't get this one either.
33. Most Underrated Member
Miriel
D'awwww hannah :love:
34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot
We saw his face improve week-by-week!
35. Most Missed Member
Flying Mullet
I...hadn't even noticed he'd gone. And now I feel ashamed.
36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous
You get the feeling he looks down on the rest of us as not being worthy of sharing a gaming forum with someone of his immense power.
37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno
I dunno.
38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O
Normally, this is a spiel from me about how much I dislike this Ciddie. Well, I was visited by three ghosts the other night, and I have had a change of heart. I say that, but in reality, I am the techy at work. Elderly volunteers + computers = "Paul how do I copy and paste again?" many times a day. I've also had to do some ridiculous server fixing :bou::bou::bou::bou: too! SERVER. LOOK AT ME. I'M USING THE WORD SERVER :jess: In summary, I have developed a new found respect for the techy. I wish you all the best of luck for this Ciddie.
39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien
Can I complain about this Ciddie instead? :hahaha:
40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel
Because they're whoring for it, big time.
Most Likely To…
41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII
running out of eric comments to make here.
42. Get Banned
kotora
He's Dutch. Everybody hates the Dutch. Just ask multiple winner of this Ciddie, Aerith's Knight.
43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel
I actually have her winning three now. Good god.
44. Not realize the switch to vB4
SuperMillionaire
christ why are you people so fixated with Future Esthar?
45. Grow a massive beard
ShlupQuack
It's funny 'cause she's a hag :jess:
46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas
How is anybody going to do that? I mean, ignoring the obvious fact of the matter that Santa is non-existent, and ignoring the fact that Christmas is now over, how do you propose somebody is actually going to get up there to jack it? Hang glider? Jet pack? Fire a grappling hook and rappel (I don't know or care if I spelled that correctly) up there? And just what do they propose to do once they're up there? None of these members could ever hope to take on a fat bearded bloke in a fight and come out on top. He'd just jam his elbow into their face and crack their nose. Ho ho ho, have a nice fall, you smurf.
in summary, Christmas, because her name is relevant.
47. Be on the Naughty List
Rye
Is a whore.
48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Marshall Banana
Dressed up as a bee once.
49. Be a Bad SeeD
Evastio
Another Ciddie that puzzles me.
50. Get Together
Clo & Raistlin
THIS one is going to be interesting as smurf. I can't wait. I'm going with the obvious one though.
