I wanna see your peacock-cock-cock!

I really just want a duck.

In fact, if I had a duck, I'd quit school, live in the woods and just hang out with my duck.

There was this smurfing chicken who wanted me dead, I swear it was possessed by something really smurfing evil. Even after its head got lopped off, the bastard was trying to peck the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of me with its smurfing bleeding neck.

All chickens are made of feathers and evil.

I was attacked by a flying chicken once.

Maybe you attacked one too many chickens and the others just haven't arrived yet. To both of you.

I want a chicken. For the eggs, mostly. And then maybe for her breasts.

Oh I have chickens too. In fact I gathered 35 eggs yesterday. I'll be peddling them on the sidewalk if anyone is interested :)

I concur, chickens are pure smurfing evil.
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/x...vilChicken.jpg

I had some bantam chickens as well, but I'm so southern I didn't consider them a weird pet. Those little bastards are mean. I can't count how many different times I got spurred as a kid.

Here's an evil rooster.

The death metal version is funnier though.