Stop being old farts.
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Stop being old farts.
Well, considering that aging is the application of the Second Law of Thermodynamics to living tissue, complying with that request would involve violating said Law, which would be a felony against nature and the very fabric of reality. I do not wish to go to jail, as I am fully cognizant of how many cigarettes my ass is worth, therefore regrettably, I must deny your request, however eloquently stated.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
As to the matter of the discussion, cast it from thy sieve-like books of recollection, sir. You're out of your element.
Haha Aaron said bley blades <3
I personally believe that I stand right on the cusp of oldbie-dom, in that I am a regular, and everybody before me can be easily ranked as an oldbie.
Another valid definition imo are the close friends of god from this forum.
I miss becky :(
I miss HOOTERS. :(
smurf. You win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysWell, considering that aging is the application of the Second Law of Thermodynamics to living tissue, complying with that request would involve violating said Law, which would be a felony against nature and the very fabric of reality. I do not wish to go to jail, as I am fully cognizant of how many cigarettes my ass is worth, therefore regrettably, I must deny your request, however eloquently stated.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
As to the matter of the discussion, cast it from thy sieve-like books of recollection, sir. You're out of your element.
By that logic I'm an oldbie, although I do not wish to be called 'old'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Wherefore must I be curs'd only to ministerQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodsmurf. You win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysWell, considering that aging is the application of the Second Law of Thermodynamics to living tissue, complying with that request would involve violating said Law, which would be a felony against nature and the very fabric of reality. I do not wish to go to jail, as I am fully cognizant of how many cigarettes my ass is worth, therefore regrettably, I must deny your request, however eloquently stated.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
As to the matter of the discussion, cast it from thy sieve-like books of recollection, sir. You're out of your element.
To congregations held in deafen'd pits?
Of elements, sir, a doctor of physic did once explain
That all the Earth is province elemental
Sure and steady as the stone wall foursome
Holding up our own roof
Our traffic unmarred by thy rough and idle chatter
And the complexion of the element
In favour's like the force that ties the room
O, a muse of fire the first element,
Airy breath the second
Though this wind may well be yours for all you flap your tongue,
O wind of misery
Thou hast no wings, and,
Liable to plunge,
You fit not fowl, though foul your interruption
Fished for facts, though fish you cannot be,
So water, elemental third, you are not.
Of earth, no woman left on earth will have thee,
Nor tend thy barren hearth and home
So walk the plains like to a lonely dragon
I care not
Did you say Dragon!? 8DDD
Man this is like thanksgiving with our neighbors when I had to listen to these old guys talk about lye soap and making dresses out of flour sacks.
In tonight's thread, everyone fails to realize how pathetic they must be to announce how old their membership is. Hint, guys: your join date is already displayed; we get it.
The side plot includes a sad look at how easily youngsters nowadays are excited. "Look, an old man; it is an invasion!"
I was banned once or twice or three times or something. Does that make me an oldbie?
Also... I don't think one is an oldbie unless he posted in the FF forums when it was cool to do so.
I for one welcome our Arthritic Overlords
Meh, old enough to remember a BoB without a CK title.
He was unbanned and posted a bit in your absence.Quote:
I miss HOOTERS.:(
remember when The Man used to call himself Kilgore Trout, signed all of his posts with "Peace" and his masterplan to become a CK was to insist everybody self-censor "Magus" to "Seven"?
THEMS WERE THE DAYS ALRIGHT.
I didn't even remember that. I completely forgot I had changed my name to Kilgore Trout for awhile. I knew I had changed it to something other than Deathjester, but I couldn't remember what it was. :monster: