Learning things the hard way

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

This thread has been derailed by people misreading my post, so I edited it

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Via the hard way, you have learned the dangers of Ellipsis.

I have to repeatedly learn the hard way that fire burns and that my fleshy exterior is not as fireproof as I would like to believe.

I have also learned the hard way that Douglas Adams severely understated how difficult it is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You're such a klutz, Dak.

To be fair, none of these incidents happen on accident. They are just very poorly thought out plans.

Why do you try to kill yourself then? I would imagine Australia is already trying its hardest to do that.

I'm trying to become the Human Torch, not dead, obviously.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

I have learned that same lesson. All up my arm, across my face, through my hair. I don't even know how long I spend in the tub, soaking and rubbing my skin with acetone.

Also, when a cookbook says "wear gloves when working with fresh jalapenos," they mean it. Not just in case you touch your face, but it burns your fingers through your skin.

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plus if youre a guy, you should wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom good god never again

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Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

I also learned headbutting moving cars is not a good idea either.

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How did I miss this post? omg man wtf are you doing headbutting cars? xD

Justy, I have heard so many similar tales. It's one thing I hope to avoid forever :p

I'm learning how to drive, and I learned the consequences of accidentally going through stop signs. Would definitely say it was learned the hard way.

I also learned that if I'm not consistent in potty training my puppy, she's going to poop up a storm in every room.

Yep.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I'm trying to become the Human Torch, not dead, obviously.

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Promise me that you will record it.

Sure. I can do it.

Learning that the cooker does not cool down straight away after you've used it T^T

Ahh... this reminds me of my early-teens, gangster-rap phase.

Listening to my friend describe Snoop Doggy Dog's new car and then me shouting "DAT IS DA BOMB!"...whilst walking through an airport.

I learned the hard way that this is most ill-advised...

^ that is hilarious

And so i'm not off topic

Learning that not all dogs want to play, be stroked and ridden when you're a child and having your face bitten

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Sure. I can do it.

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